The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Said them dang potaters, they had grown to love their farmer.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

32 minutes ago, Ookla the Sesquipedalian said:

“Ok!” A cheery voice said, “Shall I introduce the flesh eating bacteria to your prison?”

"My prison," she growled, "is this entire [redacted] THREAD!"

Edited December 1, 2019 by Ookla The Narrator

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT sniffed back a tear. "Oh, Astral. That you? Did you hear about Jaywalk?"

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Astral let a smile creep up her lips. "Yes," she cooed," tossing her hair. "I did. It's nice to know I've managed to crush one soul while I've been here. I only wish I'd been able to feed on his succulent sorrow a little longer." Her mouth began watering at the memory of that delicious moment.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Or it might have been the steak. Probably the steak.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Astral threw her head back and laughed maniacally. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Sesquipedalian said:

She stared into Aqua’s depths and saw an Aon Eno 

She wondered what it meant.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT tried to laugh with her, but he didn't have the spirit for it. He tried anyway, the best positivity books said that laughing increased endorphins, making you happier, but he wasn't sure if Astral was doing it right.

 

 

 

Edited December 1, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Blue said:

She wondered what it meant.

So she consulted the Character Theory Textbook; Pocket Addition.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"To understand the complex understanding of Character Theory," The book read. "One must first understand the understanding by which, and for which is understood throughout TLT, that, which is known, in some circles, though in other circles it is not (the distinction is where and where not they are used) one would use this, though those circles are small, that the understanding is not well known."

[+Doomstick he/him]

24 minutes ago, Ookla The Narrator said:

"My prison," she growled, "is this entire [redacted] THREAD!"

“Actually dear, it’s your mind, your body is in a coma, your power projects yourself into this world, but warped. Your power is suppressing your ability to wake up, though when you do, you’ll stop feeling this way.”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Astral, lost in her evil cackles, had blocked the voice out and continued howling with her disturbing sounds of twisted mirth.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Sesquipedalian said:

“Actually dear, it’s your mind, your body is in a coma, your power projects yourself into this world, but warped. Your power is suppressing your ability to wake up, though when you do, you’ll stop feeling this way.”

 

5 minutes ago, FatherTiempo said:

"To understand the complex understanding of Character Theory," The book read. "One must first understand the understanding by which, and for which is understood throughout TLT, that, which is known, in some circles, though in other circles it is not (the distinction is where and where not they are used) one would use this, though those circles are small, that the understanding is not well known."

"That's rather confusing, would you mind explaining it in more detail?" FT said, replying to two different strands of Plot simultaneously.

 

"Okay, Astral? There is such a thing as too much of a good thing. Maybe you should--uh--try and take some deep breaths or something."

Edited December 1, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[+Doomstick he/him]

Turn the page for more information, said the book

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"Come on Sophie." FT said, "You're reading to slow."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Sophie flipped to the page with the Aon chart. She liked the introduction and she'd read it many times, but she wanted to know more about her friend - was it too much to call her a friend? - Aqua. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Slow thanked Sophie for turning the page 
Ninja’d 

it meant water

Edited December 1, 2019 by Ookla the Sesquipedalian

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Sophie sighed glumly, reminded of her dear friend Trewee.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Sesquipedalian said:

Slow thanked Sophie for turning the page 
Ninja’d 

Well played 

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

*bows*
Trewee had recently started using conditioner

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Ookla the Sesquipedalian said:

*bows*
Trewee had recently started using conditioner

*sets down popcorn*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Ookla The Narrator said:

*sets down popcorn*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heh

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

That was dirty!!! He doesn't even have hair!!!

[FatherTiempo he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla The Narrator said:

That was dirty!!! He doesn't even have hair!!!

Technically it was clean, because of the conditioner...

[+Doomstick he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla The Narrator said:

That was dirty!!! He doesn't even have hair!!!

He started because he had recently grown hair