The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"Back to work mimes." growled the taskmaster. "You'll get no break on my watch. "

[NameIess]

Then they all died from overwork, and the fourth wall was swarmed with people trying to break through, until...

[+Ed Venture]

They were all turned into the new mimes of the fourth wall.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

For everyone that passed through the fourth wall became new mimes to keep others from passing. Unless, they then passed through the fifth wall.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob appeared to give severe looks to those who were bothering the mimes.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 11/14/2019 at 1:01 PM, Shard of Thought said:

Sophie wilted. "Oh..." she muttered in surprise, eyes wide and dark. Her stomach twisted and her lower lip quivered as she continued. "Xinoehp..." Sophie sniffed. "He can't die. He..." She swallowed, oddly reverent. Her desire to stay safe in her forcefield now seemed selfish and stupid. "But what can I do?" she asked. "I'm just... Sophie..."

The spear! exclaimed Aqua in exasperation. Michael didn't give it to you because he thought you needed a weapon.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

The spear! exclaimed Aqua in exasperation. Michael didn't give it to you because he thought you needed a weapon.

Sophie's stomach did cartwheels. "O-o-oh..." she stuttered. She shook her head. "I can't..." She took in a sharp breath, then another, and another. She shook her head rapidly. "I can't!" she cried. She sobbed. "I can't help him... I'm... Oh..." Sophie fell to her knees, heart aching at the thought of losing Xino, yet petrified of the terror of leaving her safety. She felt like a selfish brat. Xino would die because of her inability to be brave. "I wanna help..." she said. "But I..." She clenched her fists in frustration, unsure how to express how conflicted she was. "Well, why can't you help 'im?"

Sorry she's been so whiny; you're asking her to do something really, really hard and she's scared out of her mind. She will do it though. Just needs a little more convincing. 

Edited November 17, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Can she be bribed?

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

I think that saving her crush might just be motivation enough.  She feels awful for letting this happen while she's been just sitting there. It certainly won't be easy for her though. Poor girl. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The breadmunks began to wage war against them.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Gasp Someone else used the Breadmunks! Yay!

Then the ghanderflaffle empire was falling.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Down, down, down, down...

Edited November 18, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Because the breadmunks were winning the war.

[Lunamor she/her]

8 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Down, down, down, down...

But it was actually up up up up because of the lack of bolding.

Edited November 18, 2019 by Lunamor
Never again mobile

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

But that was inaccessible because it was going down I’m on mobile, so don’t judge down down.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Suddenly, it hit the ground.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"Hey!" said the ground.

Edited November 18, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And suddenly, the ground empire was rising.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

So was the Breadmunks empire. They were rising at such a rate that they were put on a graph to show their growth. They decided to let people buy part of them. They called this ‘stock trading.’

[+Ark1002]

Ark managed to trade three bottles of horneater white to buy half the stocks in the Breadmunk Empire. He did this by giving a fourth bottle, as a gift, to the Breadmunk he was buying from first, so he was so drunk he accepted.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The Breadmunks involved in this sale were fired, but the sale was still legal.

[Lunamor she/her]

Because for some reason there were some very specific laws out there.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Yes, regarding the drunken sale of stocks. As long as the stocks where soled whithout forced drinking, the sale was legal. 

[Lunamor she/her]

43 minutes ago, Darth Woodrack said:

Yes, regarding the drunken sale of stocks. As long as the stocks where soled whithout forced drinking, the sale was legal. 

But if they were souled it was an entirely different matter.