The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But the advisors were hiring mentors.

[+Ed Venture]

And all the mentors hired Brandon Sanderson.

[Lunamor she/her]

The most logical choice.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Brandon Sanderson, however, hired Ghanderflaffles, who hired consultants, who hired advisors, who hired mentors who hired Brandon Sanderson, who hired Ghanderflaffles, who hired consultants, who hired advisors, who hired mentors who hired Brandon Sanderson, who hired Ghanderflaffles, who hired consultants, who hired advisors, who hired mentors who hired Brandon Sanderson, who hired Ghanderflaffles, who hired consultants, who hired advisors, who hired mentors who hired Brandon Sanderson, who hired Ghanderflaffles, who hired consultants, who hired advisors, who hired mentors who hired Brandon Sanderson, who hired Ghanderflaffles, who hired consultants, who hired advisors, who hired mentors who hired Brandon Sanderson, who hired Ghanderflaffles, who hired consultants, who hired advisors, who hired mentors who hired Brandon Sanderson, who hired Ghanderflaffles, who hired consultants, who hired advisors, who hired mentors who hired Brandon Sanderson, who hired Ghanderflaffles, who hired consultants, who hired advisors, who hired mentors who hired Mimes, because, y’know, mimes!

[Lunamor she/her]

The mimes, naturally, just told everyone to shut up and actually do something to fix whatever the storms their problems were.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

The original question was what to do, since FT couldn't lead the service due to a scheduling conflict.

[Aon Ese: Abundance,Harvest she/her]

Since everyone was so exhausted from hiring and rehiring people, they all decided to turn the funeral service into a pool party.

Everyone was told to bring a swimsuit to the funeral.

 

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, Aon Ese said:

Since everyone was so exhausted from hiring and rehiring people, they all decided to turn the funeral service into a pool party.

Everyone was told to bring a swimsuit to the funeral.

 

Quickly, bold it!

But some jokester has decided to fill the entire pool with nacho cheese.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

16 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Quickly, bold it!

But some jokester has decided to fill the entire pool with nacho cheese.

It was the infamous...

[Lunamor she/her]

BUTT VENTURE

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A.C. shook his head and tsked. What a gimble poofer. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless gasped. AC used that kind of language?!

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna covered her ears to prevent the extremely foul language from corrupting her brain.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Someone decided to fix the problem.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

A mime slapped some duct tape over AC’s mouth.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

It was from a roll of ShardTape™

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The bad language rebounded off the tape and ate AC from  the inside out.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Swil Phift walked on screen. “With ShardTape here, you can fix anything!! To show you the power of ShardTape, I broke this god named Adonalsium into 16 pieces!! Using only one roll of ShardTape, I managed to put him back together!!”

[+Doomstick he/him]

So they hired a consultant 

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

The consultant liked garlic bread

[+Ed Venture]

The consultant was also a vampire.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he had to buy special dietary supplements.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

10 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

A mime slapped some duct tape over AC’s mouth.

 

9 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

The bad language rebounded off the tape and ate AC from  the inside out.

A.C. borrowed some of the supplements and mixed them with soap. Since there was tape over his mouth, he swallowed a handful through the hole in his shoulder, which had been eaten by the bad language. Luckily, this killed it before he was eaten completely, but only after the whole left side of his body had been digested. Such is the fate of those who utter doodoo not good words. 

[+Ed Venture]

Everyone! TLPW is rising! We must defeat their hearsay!

@Rosharan A.C.

@xinoehp512

@Stormblessed Dolphin

@The Last Post

@Truthless of Shinovar

@FatherTiempo

@Shard of Thought

But that was all irrelevant, for the thermonukes started falling.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

They were sent by TLPW