The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

“Can I?”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT looked down at her toes, hair flowing seamlessly. "I don't think I have the words either..." she muttered, blushing.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Luna accidentally stepped on a spider.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna fainted.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The spider’s family was very offended.

[Lunamor she/her]

Even though it wasn’t Luna’s fault.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Because Luna was just doing what his master told him to. He was a slave, see.

[Lunamor she/her]

Apparently.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

A slave to the mimes.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It was a punishment for all his godmodding. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Apparently.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

The mimes used him to speak for them.

[Lunamor she/her]

Even though they knew silence speak.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless walked into thread, looking dazed.

[+Ed Venture]

He had been punched by Luna.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xinoehp shot him a look. "Are you OK?"

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Luna are you okay? Are you okay, Luna?

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“No,” Truthless said, “but I got back from a football game. That’s enough to daze anyone!”

Luna started to do football a victory dance.

Edited September 8, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Silva]

Cookies began to rain down from the sky.

[+Doomstick he/him]

They were spiked

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

With sprinkles.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And spikes.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

The spikes and sprinkles were provided courtesy of Hermitcraft.

[+Doomstick he/him]

AKA the DA

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Who were actually all crabs.