The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Little Bear she/her]

23 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

“I'M LIKE AN ONION!” Ghanderflaffle screamed as she ran to get out of the radius.

"You're so wrapped up in layers onion boy, your afraid of your own feelings!" said Ghanderflaffle's therapist, who was coincidentally a donkey. "We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!" the therapist attempted to reach out.

Edit: forgot to bold. Again.

Edited September 6, 2019 by Little Bear

[Jaywalk he/him]

“What about parfaits?” Donkey asked. “Parfaits are delicious.”

[Little Bear she/her]

Now there were two identical donkeys, who could they trust?

Edited September 6, 2019 by Little Bear

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

1 minute ago, Little Bear said:

"You're so wrapped up in layers onion boy, your afraid of your own feelings!" said Ghanderflaffle's therapist, who was coincidentally a donkey. "We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!" the therapist attempted to reach out.

Bold it, quick!

”BuT wHaT iF I dOn'T wAnT wAfFlEs?” Ghanderflaffle said quietly, scared of what may happen with those 7 dangerous words while running from Thomas the Dank Engine.

[Little Bear she/her]

Just now, Ghanderflaffle said:

Bold it, quick!

”BuT wHaT iF I dOn'T wAnT wAfFlEs?” Ghanderflaffle said quietly, scared of what may happen with those 7 dangerous words while running from Thomas the Dank Engine.

I realized and edited it just after posting, thanks!

[Jaywalk he/him]

“He huffed, and he puffed, and he...signed an eviction notice!”

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

1 minute ago, Little Bear said:

I realized and edited it just after posting, thanks!

Forgetting happens to the best of us Narrators. But I may not be considered among them for siding with pancakes.

Edited September 6, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle

[Lunamor she/her]

Lunamor tried to pick up a Spongebob to rescue it from the chaos but accidentally threw it at Thomas the Dank engine screaming “YeEeEeEeEt”.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

The temporary distraction of having Spongebob on his face allowed Ghanderflaffle to escape from Thomas the Dank Engine and back outside of the radius.

[Little Bear she/her]

3 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

“He huffed, and he puffed, and he...signed an eviction notice!”

"I live in a swamp! I put up signs! I'm a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do to get a little privacy?!" Shrek yelled, yeeting himself out of the radius.

[+Ed Venture]

Shrek got Thanos snapped. As he died he yelled "Thanos Truck!!!"

[Little Bear she/her]

A giant purple truck with six multi-colored headlights pulled up in front of Thomas the Dank Engine.

[Lunamor she/her]

Turns out Thanos was a Transformer.

Edited September 6, 2019 by Lunamor

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 hour ago, Little Bear said:

The Memes Rule, a rule that made everyone in a 30 mile radius only able to speak in quotes from the Shrek movies.

“WHAT ARE YA DOIN’ IN ME SWAMP?!” Shrek yelled to no one in particular.

Spoiler

“That’ll do Donkey. That’ll do

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Concentration was broken so the spell ended

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xinoehp summoned Trewee, ready to face... whatever.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It was But and Butte Venture.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Ready!" called the judge.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Butte accidentally false started. “Sorry!” He called out to the judge. “Can we try that again?”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xinoehp took advantage of his distraction to leap at him, spear swinging.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

But, But was there in a instant, catching the spear before it could pierce Butte. Using his momentum to vault over the spear, But aimed a punch straight to Xinoehp’s face.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT glared and put up a forcefield between But and Xinoehp. But's fist slammed into the transparent, blue barrier.

Edited September 6, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[+Ed Venture]

The punch reflected off the forcefield completely destroying But; Physically, Mentally, Spiritually, and Narratively.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT flinched.

[+Ed Venture]

Butte swore revenge and launched himself at Trewee, determined to evaporate him.