The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Ed Venture]

He walked over the keyboard that controlled all the thermonukes in the world.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And disabled them all in one fell swoop.

[Lunamor she/her]

He then proceeded to do a happy dance.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And accidentally launched them instead.

[Lunamor she/her]

He then proceeded to do a sad dance.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Then he slipped.

[Lunamor she/her]

On a banana peel.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was a very deadly banana peel, being from Mario Kart and all.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was in league with the blue shells.

[Rebecca she/her]

The green shells didn’t stand a chance.

[Lunamor she/her]

Cause they kept on hitting their own players.

Happens to me every single time.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The red shells turned against the racers.

[Lunamor she/her]

They wanted spikes too.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And so they turned to the Steel Inquisition.

[Lunamor she/her]

“We would like to be spiked with the powers of being blue and exploding on command!” They said.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The Inquisitors seemed very confused.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

They spiked the shells regardless.

That’s when the Bomb-ombs came.

[Lunamor she/her]

So the red shells repeated their demand.

Edit: Ninja’d 

Edited September 1, 2019 by Lunamor

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

[Lunamor she/her]

The bombs wanted to be spiked so that they couldn’t explode those who originally threw them.

This happens to me too 

[Jaywalk he/him]

But the Inquisitors refused.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And so, the red shells suddenly gained the ability to Push off of metals, such as the bomb-ombs. They weren’t very happy about that.

[Lunamor she/her]

They wanted to Pull metals instead.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

This caused quite the uproar among some characters, including Metal Mario. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He was pushed off the course by the red shells before he could get a word in however