The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

Someone had very good taste.

Edited August 26, 2019 by Lunamor

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Every sane person liked wafflles, so it came as no surprise.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was soon declared that every day of the week was to be a wafflle day.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

There would be Wafflle Wunday, Wafflle Wonday, Wafflle Wuesday, Wafflle Wednesday, Wafflle Whursday, Wafflle Wriday, and Wafflle Waturday. Alliteration suddenly skyrocketed in popularity.

[Lunamor she/her]

And coherent sentences became nearly nonexistent.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But when were they ever?

Edited August 27, 2019 by Jaywalk

[Lunamor she/her]

Not in this thread, that’s for koalas.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless totally talked and tipped to throw two tacos.

[Lunamor she/her]

Bumbling bumblebees brushed by boring bots.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I inadvertently independently isolated igloos.

[Lunamor she/her]

Apple are actually awesome. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Orange orangutans oiled.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Police police police.

[Lunamor she/her]

Pastel purple pets place perfect probiotics.

[The Night Watcher]

And then it exploded.

[Lunamor she/her]

Because someone broke the chain of alliterations.

[The Night Watcher]

So Sorry. Someone's slipping.

[Lunamor she/her]

Problems purged, people paraded.

[Kidpen he/him]

Purple piranhas pursued.

[Lunamor she/her]

Angry aardvarks attacked. 

[Kidpen he/him]

Candy canaries cackled.

[Lunamor she/her]

Crazy clementines cracked cashews. 

[Rebecca she/her]

Terry the tree tickled ten taco tortoises.

[Lunamor she/her]

Bob built bodacious burgers.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Bsuddenly, Breadmunks!!