The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was turning ten, soon

[Lunamor she/her]

It acted old for its age, always telling the other kids “Get off MeLaan!”

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

I just finished Eye of the Word and now think of the Stick (EotW) as a violent version of Stick (SA).

But for now his nickname was NineNow.

[+Doomstick he/him]

10 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

I just finished Eye of the Word and now think of the Stick (EotW) as a violent version of Stick (SA).

But for now his nickname was NineNow.

Yes!!

He turned ten

[Silva]

and decided to be called TenToday.

[The Night Watcher]

After a three month hiatus, I return. 

But his crotchety mother calls him OneToday because he'll always be a puppy in her mind.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Welcome back!!

His mother was pretty sensitive about the subject, but her name was 52Ayearago.

[The Night Watcher]

24 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Welcome back!!

His mother was pretty sensitive about the subject, but her name was 52Ayearago.

Not that anyone called her that. No, us normal, life-valuing people call her "She'sFortyButLooksTenYearsYounger" or, alternatively, "She'sStillGotIt."

Edited August 26, 2019 by The Night Watcher

[+Doomstick he/him]

Hi again!

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Woodrack killed the plot.

[The Night Watcher]

Hello! I just listened to the GraphicAudion for Mistborn and have this roboarded the Sanderson train.

Edited August 26, 2019 by The Night Watcher

[The Night Watcher]

Just now, Darth Woodrack said:

Woodrack killed the plot.

...And then what?

[Lunamor she/her]

Randomness.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

..gave Woodrack a Medal of Honor.

[Rebecca she/her]

...made of chocolate.

[The Night Watcher]

Narrator Night gasps in shock. 

OneToday barks accordingly.

She'sStillGotIt tosses her hair and scoffs. She doesn't like medals that aren't hers. Especially when made of dog-killing chocolate.

Edited August 26, 2019 by The Night Watcher

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Woodrack eats the medal than uses Chocomancy to do five trillion jumping jacks in a second, therefore breaking the sound, and light barrier, became a tachyon, and through relativistic speed, destroyed the universe. Luckily, the universe is a completely different thing, and the universe was fine.

I beat you guys to it!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

15 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

TVG smiled. Good. Smart boy.

Xinoehp narrowed his eyes. "What's that supposed to mean?"

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

TVG smiled and ruffled Xinoehp's hair. It's wise not to insult a goddess. Or her daughter.

I can't decide if Xinoehp has red hair or platinum blonde hair. What do you think?

 

Edited August 26, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

Especially on Tuesdays.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Because it was Taco Tuesday

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Everyone knew that Wafflle Wednesday was better though.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Everyone was not a trustworthy source of information, however.

[Lunamor she/her]

Someone was, though.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And Someone said that Wafflle Wednesday was the best day