The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

So toxic in fact, that they weren't allowed to use it on the internet lest it be deemed as cyber bullying. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

But since when did that stop the internet trolls?

[Lunamor she/her]

They could only be stopped by an elite team of commando goats destroying their bridges.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Which, coincidentally, happened 

[Lunamor she/her]

They wanted to eat the grass on the other side of the bridge without the trolls being able to cross it after them.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Which, coincidentally, happened 

oops, but it worked so...

Edited August 5, 2019 by DoomStick

[Lunamor she/her]

So many coincidences happened because that world was inhabited by the Shard of Luck.  

[Rebecca she/her]

That Shard’s holder was none other than...

[Lunamor she/her]

Bob the Builder.

First thing that popped into my head. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

The Narrators forgot something 

[Lunamor she/her]

Something veeeeeeeeeery important...

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Butt Venture!

 

Ninja'd

Edited August 6, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle

[+Ed Venture]

He fell from the sky and landed upon...

[+Doomstick he/him]

6 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Butt Venture!

 

Ninja'd

Yes the last worm

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The birds cried out in triumph, wings spread wide in victory. The worms were dead, and the world was theirs to dominate.

It was at this point they realized that they had nothing to eat. So they attacked Butt.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Who defeated them with Fartomancy

[Lunamor she/her]

And bad puns.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and many other things

[Rebecca she/her]

Like cheese.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And pickles, also known as 2+2

[Lunamor she/her]

But only if the evil logic was defeated.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

But before they were defeated the birds all shouted "Snoop Dog!" and gave Butt a curse.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Where did all our narrators get to?

 

That curse was that he now had to speak only in lyrics from Snoop Dog songs.

[Lunamor she/her]

He was quickly murdered by angry hordes of people.

Edited August 8, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

..who prefer Taylor Swift.