The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[John Flamesinger he/him]

And John decided to make him king.

[Silva]

King of all sentient fluffballs, that is.

[John Flamesinger he/him]

And then the fluffballs, with John's help, defeated the Wild Chalklings, and became the rulers of Nebrask.

[Lunamor she/her]

These fluff balls were also known as pygmy puffs.

[Jaywalk he/him]

They were popular with children.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Until they all simultaneously exploded. The children were fine, however. 

[Lunamor she/her]

A bit traumatized, but that would go anyway with a few years and some therapy so no harm done!

[Jaywalk he/him]

Their parents were rather angry, however.

[Lunamor she/her]

They had suffered more serious trauma from the incident.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The explosions made them have explosions of anger.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The rage boiled their blood and drove them insane for brief periods of time.

[Lunamor she/her]

Naturally, few survived their blood boiling.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Survived mentally, that is.

[Lunamor she/her]

On account of the blood boiling in their brain destroying important neurons.

Edited July 20, 2019 by Lunamor

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It was really quite painful. That’s why they needed therapy.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was also contagious.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

An unstoppable epidemic started, though it only affect the parents of children who had been near exploding puffballs

[Lunamor she/her]

So it was only a demic.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And Narrator SoT looked at the carnage before her, thinking, Wow. TLT is dark. No wonder Star is all rusted up.

[+Ed Venture]

Anyone infected was filled with a bloodlust. It made them ruthlessly murder their offspring.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kell and Jasnah were unaffected. SoT was sad they hadn't been mentioned in a while.

[Lunamor she/her]

So Luna changed the topic to them to make things less dark.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Because Kell and Jasnah and their family was the best thing that had happened to TLT since Butt Venture. 

SoT mentioned that Rose and Granite had joined their family as Star was unable to care for them. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Newcomers were confused

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

So SoT explained that Kelsier and Jasnah had gotten married a while ago on this thread and that they had two children - Edna and Max - and adopted Lift. Unfortunantly, Edna had Ascended to Odium and they had to kill her. Rose and Granite were the children that Star had with Marsh. Marsh is now dead, rest his soul.