The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

It was named Thermonuke Survival Marketing Inc...

*Winks even more furiously than Lunamor*

 

Edited June 20, 2019 by Rosharan A.C.

[Lunamor she/her]

And had a new boss, named...

*winks with both eyes*

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Dr. Survivedthermonukelikeaboss

*winks with three eyes*

[Lunamor she/her]

The Second. The first Dr. did not survive the thermonuke like a boss.

*wonders if the radiation was what caused the third eye to appear*

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

*Telepathically answers Lunamor's question with a yes*

[Lunamor she/her]

*is highly concerned*

*wonders why everyone is square-dancing in circles while wearing rainbow pineapple hats and singing Jingle Bells*

[Rebecca she/her]

Because it’s fun, Luna. 

[Lunamor she/her]

*shrugs*

*joins in on the circle square dancing*

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

The forgotten Butt Venture walked in, having no idea what was going on. Then he realized it was all just his fever dream.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

He was sick, see. All that reality-jumping made him ill.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick’s Author pointed out that Characters cannot reality-jump

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Doomstick said:

Stick’s Author pointed out that Characters cannot reality-jump

And TVG retorted by saying that Butt was special and had been given sentience. That sentience, however, was gone. And Silence would rue the day he took it.

[+Doomstick he/him]

21 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

And TVG retorted by saying that Butt was special and had been given sentience. That sentience, however, was gone. And Silence would rue the day he took it.

But Butt, as all characters, had had two characters, one in each universe when in the other

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

18 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

But Butt, as all characters, had had two characters, one in each universe when in the other

"That is true. However, Silence took the S Butt with him, along with Pheonix, Shadow, Ember and Narrator Xino."

[+Doomstick he/him]

When that happened, the other Butt swaped, and became, cognitively, S Butt

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Firerust did not understand why people were trying to force rules onto The Longest Thread. It was meant to be a place of total writing freedom.

Uncle Brandy threw breadsticks at all the narrators who tried to be coherent.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Then Uncle Brandy turned into a glass of Brandy. “Oof.” He would say if glasses of brandy could speak.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

A pigeon flew by, drank Brandy, and then took on the soul of Uncle Brandy

[BringerofShadows she/her]

1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

A pigeon flew by, drank Brandy, and then took on the soul of Uncle Brandy

But the pigeon wanted a different name.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And so it was named Uncle Pigeon

[BringerofShadows she/her]

But who was the Uncle Pigeon’s nephew(s) or niece(s)?

[Lunamor she/her]

They were named Pidge and Pidgey. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Pidgey had two older brothers named Pidgeotto and Pidgeot. Oh, and Mega Pidgeot.

[Lunamor she/her]

But he was currently off somewhere rampaging through major cities.

[Silva]

Major cities were cities with the word major in their name.