The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Tom Joebob was reformed as a corpse.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 minute ago, Shard of Thought said:

It didn't, she's just like that. 

Oh. Welp, BoS, you should probably just Ascend to Ruin right now then Or maybe Ruin should Ascend to Bring of Shadows

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, BringerofShadows said:

Tom Joebob was reformed as a corpse.

Tom P. Joebob that is. Tom's twin brother who hadn't survived the exploding of the universe. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This Tom Joebob had little, if anything, to do with Fallen.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

This Tom Joebob had little, if anything, to do with Fallen.

But he was still a brilliant inventor and that was all Ember needed. "Your name is Tom," Ember said.

Edited June 3, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Unfortunately, he was also insane.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

So he become one of Ark’s minions.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

Unfortunately, he was also insane.

Ember also had Shard-like telepathic capabilities and was able to fix the tears, rips, cracks, and rents in his mind. Because she was in his mind, he was protected from Ark.

Edited June 3, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

At this point, Tom was greatly confused.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

At this point, Tom was greatly confused.

Ember stared at him with Shin-like, amber colored eyes. "You were great once. And I need you. I offer my protection in return for your services."

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Tom suffocated and died. The End.

[lillylyantha she/her]

Wow yals all made this thread alot longer

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, BringerofShadows said:

Tom suffocated and died. The End.

And thus The Boy Who Lived had nothing to fear from Tom Riddle. JK Rowling glared at Shadow for re-writing her magnum opus. 

[lillylyantha she/her]

As she glared she relised

 

 

Spoiler

Dumbledors gay

 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Lucius Malfoy strutted around with his perfect hair.

[Lunamor she/her]

And fancy cane.

[Rebecca she/her]

Candy cane to be exact.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It was delicious

[+Ark1002]

Especially with eggnog

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Everyone died. The end.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, BringerofShadows said:

Everyone died. The end.

A man named Everyone fell off a cliff. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Then all the characters died.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

All the characters on Super Smash Bros. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

NOOOOOOOOO NOT SUPER SMASH BROS

 

Instead, all the characters from [insert lesser video game here] died

Edited June 3, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[BringerofShadows she/her]

All the characters from this thread died.