The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

His crew was very confused.

[Lunamor she/her]

As in, the only person who hadn’t ditched him (yet) was someone named Very Confused.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

18 minutes ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

He also called ‘falling’ ‘rising’

Star threw down her glass goblet of apple cider, the crystal shards shattering on the marble floor of her realm. 

"YOU LIE!" she screamed. So the ghanderflaffle empire was actually falling. "Storm it, storm it, STORM IT!" She sat back down in her star-spangled cosmic throne, folding her arms and sighing miserably. There goes our army. Shards, what am I going to do? The only Narrator who can help us is mute and everyone else doesn't do a thing. Not that I seem to be making any progress. Adonalsium, what are we going to do?

[+Doomstick he/him]

17 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Star threw down her glass goblet of apple cider, the crystal shards shattering on the marble floor of her realm. 

"YOU LIE!" she screamed. So the ghanderflaffle empire was actually falling. "Storm it, storm it, STORM IT!" She sat back down in her star-spangled cosmic throne, folding her arms and sighing miserably. There goes our army. Shards, what am I going to do? The only Narrator who can help us is mute and everyone else doesn't do a thing. Not that I seem to be making any progress. Adonalsium, what are we going to do?

But it was lashed up with .50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a lashing, meaning it was falling to them, and rising to us

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"The point is," Star growled, "it's not rising fast enough!"

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

YES! They need to have their names switched! I am so glad someone else agrees with me on this!

He was fired once it was realized how terrible he was.

I'm pretty sure the Vikings did that on purpose. Like, "Look, guys! Greenland! You should move here! Totally ignore Iceland. It's cold and terrible and we're just going to go live there now because we want you to have Greenland. It's green. Go there! Don't go to Iceland at all! Trust us; it's the worst."

[Lunamor she/her]

So Narrator Lunamor gave it an extra .000000000000001 lashing.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick made it have a total of .6 lashings upward

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star was unconsoled. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was accelerating at 196.2 cm/s

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star sighed, leaning back on her throne. She felt incredibly condescending and frustrated. "What am I ever going to do with you...?"

[+Doomstick he/him]

“Math problems?”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"No. Problems with my fellow Narrators." And that's when Star decided she needed a henchman. So she created a character. His name was Lewey (pronounced leh-wee) and he was a tiny water sprite who did her bidding. 

[Turtle373 he/him]

Frozone promptly froze Lewey into an ice statue.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Lewey was indestructible and immortal. Star melted the ice around her little friend.

[Turtle373 he/him]

Turtle decided that he wanted a henchman,  so he created a clone of himself to use as a henchman, he named the clone Turt. But Turt thought that Turtle should be the henchman, so they became stuck in an argument about who the henchman should be.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It ended with Turt’s top half and Turtle’s bottom half joining to become the henchman.

[Turtle373 he/him]

The procedure was done by Dr. Potatoes.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Dr. Potatoes dumped the other halves in a toxic vat of chemicals. 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Narrator A.C. snuck into Dr. Potatoes' lab and stole the toxic vat of chemicals, which he used to summon HIS henchman, which was a green mini minotaur. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Named Minimin.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The henchman decided to band together into a hench-army.

[Turtle373 he/him]

Because the Ghanderflaffle empire was rising.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Tom wiped a tear from his eye. He was so proud of them.

[Lunamor she/her]

For cutting all of those onions for him.

[Jaywalk he/him]

As an ingredient in his homemade salsa.