The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[overlord stick]

To fix the story from a ninja'd mess, stick nuked the world.

[+Ed Venture]

The ninja caught the nuke before it could hit and started playing hot potato with it. He threw it towards...

[overlord stick]

BoS's head.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“Idiots…Fine. Get obliterated off the face of the planet.” The nuke stopped right before it hit BoS, and it turned around and hit Stick’s head instead.

[overlord stick]

Luckily, stick had no head. because he is a stick.

[Lunamor she/her]

Even though he could be fire.

[overlord stick]

He could be pancakes, but never fire.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

The Chitari got mad. Really mad.

Edited May 16, 2019 by BringerofShadows
Ninja’d

[Turtle373 he/him]

Butt caught the nuke and flew it up into a wormhole destroying the mother ship and killing all of the Chitari.

[Lunamor she/her]

His last minute call to Uncle Brandy didn’t make it through, though.

[overlord stick]

Thanos still lived however. Unlike lightning mcqueen

[BringerofShadows she/her]

And Stephen Hillenburg.

[Lunamor she/her]

And Kid Flash.

[Turtle373 he/him]

And Uncle Brandy, but Turtle revived him.

[Lunamor she/her]

Using the potent smell of a rotten Voidapple.

[overlord stick]

Except no voidapple is ever rotten.

[Lunamor she/her]

The conundrum created (another) black hole.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

That imploded.

Ninja'd

Edited May 16, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle

[Lunamor she/her]

And it created a literal void (its natural habitat).

Edit: Ninja’d with an edit?

Edited May 16, 2019 by Lunamor

[overlord stick]

Until someone threw a pineapple at it.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Then it exploded, and the world was destroyed for the __ time.

[Turtle373 he/him]

ninja'd

Edited May 16, 2019 by Turtle373

[+Ed Venture]

Butt, being fed up with all the people ruining his life and destroying his universe decided to Ascend.

[Turtle373 he/him]

He Ascended to the shard of curiosity.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star wasn't sure if it was still true, but she definitely remembered that Butt had been Adonalsium before... 

Edited May 16, 2019 by Shard of Thought