The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

"Do you mean thiiiiiiiiis line?" Narrator A.C. says as he scoots his foot over a chalk line to his right.

[Lunamor she/her]

“No! You destroyed my perfect circle! This,” declared Melody, “is a tragedy!” Joel rolled his eyes.

Edited May 16, 2019 by Lunamor

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

25 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

“No! You destroyed my perfect circle! This,” declared Melody, “is a tragedy!” Joel rolled his eyes.

Ha I get it. I forgot to mention that I have also read the rithmatist.

Narrator A.C. immediately rethinks his rebellious manor. This "Star" person does not seem like the type to laugh at disfigured chalk circles.

Edited May 16, 2019 by Rosharan A.C.

[+Ed Venture]

The circle angered about being ruined decided to use, "Summon from the blind eternities" 

Anyone get the reference?

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

7 hours ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

Ha I get it. I forgot to mention that I have also read the rithmatist.

Narrator A.C. immediately rethinks his rebellious manor. This "Star" person does not seem like the type to laugh at disfigured chalk circles.

Star smiled. "All I mean to say is not to mess with my characters. That doesn't end well for anyone. I tend to spiral into dramatics." 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

"Yeah, if you go back a dozen pages or so, you'll probably see the giant all-out fight thing that happened."

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

"Or if you go back much farther, there are also several Narrators singing Seagulls, Stop it Now!" 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS popped into existence beside her dead body. She was wearing a t-shirt and jeans, and looked completely normal. Except for the white lines about a foot above her. They seemed to be controlling Shadow’s movements… “You guys sure know how to have a funeral.” Her voice seemed slightly off somehow. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

59 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

"Yeah, if you go back a dozen pages or so, you'll probably see the giant all-out fight thing that happened."

“And about a hundred or so past that, you’ll see Star and Marsh’s divorce.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

4 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

BoS popped into existence beside her dead body. She was wearing a t-shirt and jeans, and looked completely normal. Except for the white lines about a foot above her. They seemed to be controlling Shadow’s movements… “You guys sure know how to have a funeral.” Her voice seemed slightly off somehow. 

"A new Narrator," said Pheonix. "Greetings."

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Thank you, for noticing my post.  @Jaywalk.

BoS sighed. “I’m the same narrator as the body beside me. Just a different part of the soul!” She muttered something about not wanting to come back here. 

Edited May 16, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jaywalk reached out to BoS with the void, searching for malicious intent. “She seems safe.”

Bozo disagreed.

[+Ed Venture]

Bozo always disagrees though...so it probably didn't matter!

Hi BoS! We...well I...missed you! Hopefully now that you're back we can get back to the original story!

[Jaywalk he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Forumlurker said:

Bozo always disagrees though...so it probably didn't matter!

He really does. Especially with Jaywalk.

[+Ed Venture]

He even disagreed with Jaywalks existence...but that meant that he couldn't disagree with Jaywalk...which meant he existed...which meant he disagreed with Jaywalks existence...

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[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS grumbled some more. “A dark force has come to sabotage this Thread.” She pointed above her. “You’re lucky I had the chance to warn you.”

[Turtle373 he/him]

The dark force was really just a black light, and Turtle began sculpting something new, it was...

[overlord stick]

"Attack by dark force? Nah, that's on Tuesday. Today is attack by chickens." Stick said, popping into existence with some popcorn. Chickens began falling from the sky.

Edited May 16, 2019 by Emperor Stick

[+Ed Venture]

..in the shape of an Uncle Brandy Statue

Edited May 16, 2019 by The Forumlurker

[Lunamor she/her]

Hemalurgically spiked chickens.

Edit: Ninja’d by the ninja’d, wow.

Edited May 16, 2019 by Lunamor

[Turtle373 he/him]

Turtle was making a Uncle Brandy statue, because an Uncle Brandy statue was too predictable.

[overlord stick]

They were very strange chickens.

[+Ed Venture]

wait...

what just happened...you posted and i edited my reply then you teleported after me?!?!?

[overlord stick]

And thus was the way of TLT.

[Turtle373 he/him]

I'm not really sure, people got ninja'd like crazy right there