The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 minute ago, Dr. Dapper said:

But that was Nobody Junior, the rebel.

He was the first one that Star had killed when her brief reign began. His Cognitive Shadow refused to leave though. Now, he was trying to fix that.

[old man moomba he/him]

And so he became Narrotor Nobody the Second.

Edited May 10, 2019 by Dr. Dapper

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Dr. Dapper said:

And so became Narrotor Nobody the Second.

"Narrotor" was slang for a character who found out what was behind the fourth wall. 

[old man moomba he/him]

The Council of Sland had decided this long ago.

They had also decided, at a later meeting, that 'Sland' was sland for 'Slang'

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

10 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

In order to obtain it, you had to complete some worthy Narration.

Narrator Star wondered what Tom had done in order to get his extra metal. 

[old man moomba he/him]

Created the Council of Sland, of course.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star narrowed her eyes a bit at the godmod of Narrator Pheonix's character but then realized that this was TLT and it was generally okay. 

[old man moomba he/him]

The mimes simply boosted their metal off of various Narrators, whom they were always acosting.

"Stupid protectors of the Fourth Wall." Dapper muttered

Edited May 10, 2019 by Dr. Dapper

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star absently wondered if Zeoy would ever become a mime on this thread. Which led to her to wonder what the consequences of giving an actual character that responsibility were. 

Edited May 10, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Mimes got their Narrativium as payment for fixing the fourth wall, so if Zeoy became a mime...

[old man moomba he/him]

She would get paid a minimum wage of Narrtivium. She also would receive Mimecoins, which could be used to buy things at the Mime Collective Company Store.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrativium was hard to use- practically impossible, in fact. The mimes could do it, though.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It required incredible skill, and only mimes and ghanderflaffes could wield that sort of power anyway

[Snipexe he/him]

And Butt, but nobody talked about that.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just because he could wield it didn't mean he knew how to.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Ghanderflaffles in TLT had been created to wield Narrativium.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

That was why their empire was rising. Because their destiny was coming. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

All they needed was a long, well Narrated quest in order to get their last cube of Narrativium.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Such as Butt's search for the Finite Stones. Or Pheonix's search for courage. 

[Lunamor she/her]

And a heart. And a brain.

[Rebecca she/her]

And a nose.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Especially the nose.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

The nose is very important.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The nose was stolen from him when...

[Jaywalk he/him]

He sneezed it off.