The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

Who always wore his top hat.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

And his bandicoot costume, in reality he was a blobfish,

[+Doomstick he/him]

the power of bolding overruled the previous post

[Lunamor she/her]

And caused him to be a ghanderflaffle instead.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Once there was a waffle

That didn't like to be bread

So it decided a ghanderflaffle

Would be better to be instead

 

And that's how they were invented.

Edited April 17, 2019 by Firerust
Story exposition

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

3 hours ago, Gancho Libre said:

Marsh stifled a giggle from his hiding spot around the corner.

This Marsh was from Sel and he was a weirdo. 

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

He had a large pickle tattooed across his chest.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

He was also Vinny's henchman.

[Lunamor she/her]

And had carrots through his eyes. As a result of this, bunnies were always chasing him around.

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Marsh was very fond of vegetables, and he used his ultimate knowledge on the subject to control the rabbits.

Edited April 17, 2019 by TheGirlWhoLookedUp

[whattheHoid she/her]

The rabbits were starting to catch on though.

Guys this story has become a rollercoaster of emotions, including sadness, silliness, and utter confusion. Keep it up! (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

[Jaywalk he/him]

Marsh rose to his feet, hefting a spike.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star, being an all-knowing Narrator, thought that this Marsh was an insult to her deceased husband. She got up and punched him in the face.

[Lunamor she/her]

Kel was proud.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star took her children back to the Kelsnah household. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hoid waved at Star from afar, sandwiched between her husbands, Kaladin and Renarin.

"Sweet storming punch!" Yelled Hoid.

Kaladin and Renarin gave a thumbs up.

 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Max welcomed Star, along with Jaywalk, who avoided her gaze.

”I’m...sorry, for your loss.” he said.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star shot her fellow Narrator a glare but didn't reply. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Serious, sad music plays.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

My story-oriented mind suggested that Star remarry. And that she marry Jay. I facepalmed. My mind is so interesting.

It was Lift that was playing the music.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Now wedding themed music plays, although since it's Lift playing, it ended up being pancake music.

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

[Jaywalk he/him]

3 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

My story-oriented mind suggested that Star remarry. And that she marry Jay. I facepalmed. My mind is so interesting.

It was Lift that was playing the music.

Wut.

2 hours ago, whattheHoid said:

Now wedding themed music plays, although since it's Lift playing, it ended up being pancake music.

Her music was very popular among the Skaa.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Because it involved pancakes and most of the skaa were starved.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

2 hours ago, Jaywalk said:

Wut.

That's my demented mind for ya.