Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 Narrator Star thought that it was high time Kelsier become a Radiant. He had been on Roshar for far too long without attracting a spren. She decided that Kelsier was a Lightweaver. And no one would question it.
Lunamor she/her Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) So No One asked “Why? Shouldn’t he be a Windrunner instead?” Edited March 20, 2019 by Lunamor
Lunamor she/her Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 Narrator Lunamor wondered what Narrator Taradiddle’s new name meant.
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 But everyone else just carried on with their lives.
Lisa, Reading Spren Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) ... or did they? Edited March 20, 2019 by Lisa, Reading Spren
Lunamor she/her Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 Their lives had gone backpacking, leaving them behind.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Shard of Thought said: Well... Thought (the Shard) and Star (the Narrator) fused into one being. Then Thought promptly got her Shard stolen and was kidnapped by an Epic named Fantastic. Jaywalk and Lunamor tried to save her, but they were incompetent and Thought decided that she would only let AJ save her. (in the process, Jay got a pet bunny named Bozo who can talk) Anyway, Star/Thought decided to divorce Marsh because loving both Marsh and AJ was hard and she couldn't do it. Marsh was devastated. Everyone gave Star a super hard time about it and to make herself feel better, she made it so that the kids she had with Marsh never existed. Ease the wound, ya know? Anyway, Tom Joebob gave Marsh a potion that he said would give Marsh the power to win Star back. But the potion made him revel in the pain of others and he went to her cell and shoved a spike through her neck and broke her wrist. Then it was revealed that Tom Joebob was in love with Thought's Vessel, Tamika. Things had happened though and long story short he decided to get revenge on her by killing AJ and reincarnating him. Time was slower in the prison Thought was stuck in and during the few hours she felt like she was there, 30 years went by, in which time the reincarnation of AJ grew up, married, and started a family with another woman. At this point, Thought was crushed. She didn't believe Tom and kept insisting that AJ would come and rescue her. And then he did. He burst through the cell door and they embraced both sobbing. But how you ask? The answer lies in the fact that Fantastic's Epic powers allowed him to reach into alternate realities. And that's about where we are. You might be able to glean some more stuff if you look in the RP forums at Fallen: Reborn where we moved our shenanigans. Does that help @The Night Watcher ? "Only he couldn't have burst through the cell door." corrected Xino. "They weren't in a cell at the time. Also, when did Thought and Star fuse?"
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 On 3/19/2019 at 11:46 AM, Shard of Thought said: Star growled. She turned into Thought and explained that while Narrator Xino was out, things had happened. Thought now encompassed this entire thread as, in reality, it was just a concept. A Thought. She also explained that this thread must take place after Fallen because ghanderflaffles don't exist yet in Fallen, apparently. And Star had decided that in this reality, AJ and Thought got their happy ending. "I turned into Thought to save Marsh," Star said. "Ironic, I suppose."
Lunamor she/her Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 Butt Venture wanted to spice things up, so he threw peppers at everyone. They got jalapeño face. I’m in a punny mood today. 2
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Shard of Thought said: Soda was a distant cousin of Yoda. And Star was surprised that Star Wars had never been brought up on this thread before. Ghanderflaffle reminded Star that Star Wars had, in fact, came up before and the best bad lip reading of all time was referenced. She then started to sing it because she had watched The Empire Strikes Back recently and was in the mood for it. "But the seagulls, poke at my head. Not fun! I said seagulls, hmm! Stop it now!" Edited March 20, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle
Lunamor she/her Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 “Ooh, aah, ooh ooh ooh aah! I can be a backpack while you run!” 2
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 “Run, run, run, jump, now stop! Put me down.” 2
Lunamor she/her Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) “I love to groove and boogie! Yeeeeeaaaaaah!” Edited March 21, 2019 by Lunamor
Rebecca she/her Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) “Show you some dance moves.” Edited March 21, 2019 by Rebecca 1
Lunamor she/her Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) ”No, I don’t want you to.” Edited March 21, 2019 by Lunamor
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 “If I had your giant feet! Out there—on the beach! I coulda outrun those birds.”
Lunamor she/her Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 “You’re a psycho wiener!” “Let me grab my beater!” 1
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 "Hmm ha hm hm hm hoo ha, hmm ha hm hm hm hoo ha ha, hmm ha hm hm hm ha hm ha!" 1
Lunamor she/her Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) “Stop it please.” Edit: We are quoting the greatest bad lip reading of all time. Edited March 21, 2019 by Lunamor
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 We sure are. Ghanderflaffle repeats her last post then continues: "Hey what's that stank?"
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) “You put a fish in our basket!” Edited March 21, 2019 by Jaywalk Typo
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 "Ha ha ha ha, yea, I forgot I did that!"
Lunamor she/her Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) “Just hold your breath and see! When the time is right, birds will bite your face! Wuwuwuwuwuwa!!!” Edit: Consider this post to come after the next one. Edited March 21, 2019 by Lunamor
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