The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Cow creatures.

[Lunamor she/her]

They could now only say “Moo.”

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

And Narrator Ghanderflaffle, being 50% ghanderflaffle, now had to start or end all her sentences in "Moo." Fortunately, this didn't affect all of her posts as long as she didn't speak.

[Lunamor she/her]

“Speak! Speak! Speak!” Lunamor chanted.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Ghanderflaffle firmly shook her head.

[Lunamor she/her]

“Pleeeeeeeeease?” Lunamor said. “I will give you stew! He is very delicious!”

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

"He? Moo." Ghanderflaffle replies, driven by curiosity but looking embarrassed after speaking. 

[Lunamor she/her]

“Is how I speak. And thank you!”

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

She sighs and sniffs at the air to make sure that the smell of Edna is gone.

[Lunamor she/her]

It is indeed. And has been replaced by the smell of Vin. She smells like metal.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And hemalurgy.

[Lunamor she/her]

And cats.

[+Sorana she/her]

But as she doesn't know how Vin smells like, she think she's smelling a...

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Thermonuke!!!!!

[Lunamor she/her]

So, like any sane, reasonable person, she decided to counter it with a thermonuke of her own.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

But the fallout causes everyone to suffer.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Except, of course, for the Ghanderflaffle Empire which had risen high enough to escape the blast.

Am I the one who used a thermonuke? 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They died of suffocation instead.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And were promptly resurrected through the amazing power of...godmodding.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They were still in space, however. They all died of no pressure.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But godmodding saved them once again.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

The Ghanderflaffle Empire is now falling.

[Lunamor she/her]

22 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Am I the one who used a thermonuke? 

Yes.

But very slowly. So slowly, in fact, that by the time it would fall even a inch the sun would have exploded. So, it appeared to be hovering.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

And so the Ghanderflaffle Empire was saved.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Through the power of godmodding.