The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[beantheboy12 he/him]

AJ demands where to find Tom Joebob, the other raider.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Butt smiles bigger.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffle is confused but realizes that that is normal for this thread and waves for them to continue on.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Butt continues to smile.

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor starts to get nervous.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Butt bares his teeth.

[Silva]

AmoebaJoe Roundshorts bares his teeth back at him. Then he realized he was an amoeba and had no teeth. The paradox caused him to burst into tears. No one reminded him that he had no eyes and technically couldn't cry either.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Butt wasn't smiling for any sinister purposes. He simply used Colgate Whitening StripsTM and wanted to show off his smart shopping choices.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was a horrifying demonstration.

[Silva]

The whitening had done nothing for his dentures. Yes, Butt Venture wore dentures. Just like George Washington.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And Kelsier.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was his deepest, darkest secret.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Butt he survived.

[Lunamor she/her]

As he always does.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Except for when he doesn’t.

[The Technovore he/him]

In those cases his life gets flip-turned upside down.

[Kidpen he/him]

He rather enjoys it when that happens.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Except for when he doesn’t. Which is often.

[The Technovore he/him]

In those cases he puts on his Walkman and says “I might as well kick it.”

[Lunamor she/her]

And manages to drop an infinity stone.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And then he dropkicks his Walkman.

[The Technovore he/him]

Because honestly who needs that much paperwork?

[Lunamor she/her]

Also probably because it insulted Footloose.

Edit: Ninja’d

Edited March 6, 2019 by Lunamor

[The Technovore he/him]

“You gotta cut loose,” said Tomo the radical rollerblader from 60s, “footloose!”

A brick saved the day and hit Tomo in the knee.

[Kidpen he/him]

The brick's name was Gorg.