The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Chull-butter butterbeer

[Snipexe he/him]

they were made from the body of Kaladin Chullblessed

[Lunamor she/her]

They also had some pumpkin pasties.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Rock made stew!

[Le Sigh]

However, the stew was not very good, as a cook needs hands, eyes and a nose to cook stew. Rocks have no hands, eyes or noses, therefore the rock just sort of pushed the pot of broth around by rolling against it.

[Silva]

The stew was actually great, and therefore could be described as not very good.

[Lunamor she/her]

Yes! The stew, he was very delicious.

[Le Sigh]

The stew's parents cried as their only son was devoured by the group of friends.

Edit: Donald Trump would have crashed the party just then, if he had not perished of excessive sizzling in the poll of the century.

Edited February 15, 2019 by Le Sigh
poll of the century

[Lunamor she/her]

The partygoers then played duck duck goose. Unfortunately, Butt (he was hosting the party) got waaaaay too into it and started chasing poor Renarin around (he was also at the party) screaming “I’M GONNA GET YOOOOOU!!!!!!”

[The Technovore he/him]

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Bwahahahaha! Okay, a lot of things have been said on this thread, but THAT particular image finally made me crack up. Bless you @Lunamor!

Long story short, the police were called, the chairs were toppled, one guy finally got vengeance for his brother’s murder, and Butt was hauled off to prison.

Edited February 15, 2019 by The Technovore

[Snipexe he/him]

In Columbia. His cell mate was Grunkle Stan

[The Technovore he/him]

Together they busted out of prison and went on wacky adventures with their sidekick, Phil the Talking Motorcycle, and with Phil the Talking Motorcycle’s sidekick, Cindy the Surpisingly Quiet Sidecar, as they tried take control of Columbia’s underworld! 

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Wow that sentence is bit of a mess XD

 

[Snipexe he/him]

Their plan to take over the underworld was to establish their own criminal empire, and defeat their rival, El Chapstick

[Kidpen he/him]

El Chapstick just wanted nobody to have dry lips. But 

[Snipexe he/him]

he was willing to use lethal force to do it

[The Technovore he/him]

Considering that death tends to result in extremely dry lips, El Chapstick was considered to be a bit on the “brainless” side of things.

[Snipexe he/him]

But he was still a genius at running a criminal empire

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But not in much else.

[Snipexe he/him]

Butt and Stan’s empire provided something vital to the criminal underworld...

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

The ability to talk to the ghanderflaffles.

[Le Sigh]

Unfortunately, they could not negotiate with the Ghanderflaffle Empire because it was too busy rising.

[Jaywalk he/him]

As it always is.

[Lunamor she/her]

Thanks @The Technovore!

And always will be.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Until someone notices and makes bread out of it.

[Lunamor she/her]

Very delicious and fluffy bread, as ground up ghanderflaffle bones are extremely tasty and make giants go “Hi Ho Hum!”