The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

It was pretty disturbing to watch.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

So no one bought tickets to the show. The reviews were terrible.

[Lunamor she/her]

Which made sense, considering that the only dialogue in the movie was “tweet” and “meow”.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Dusk and Marsh enjoyed it though. 

[Lunamor she/her]

As did most other grumpy people.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It got good reviews among handerfles, however.

[Lunamor she/her]

As they were all pretty sullen.

Edited February 19, 2019 by Lunamor

[+Doomstick he/him]

And tasty 

[Silva]

They were cannibalistic.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But that was irrelevant.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Most of this story was irrelevant.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

We are all irrelevant!

[Lunamor she/her]

But back to the story. Due to the large amount of handerfles who ended up appreciating the movie, it became one of those movies that got super popular several years after it came out.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And was inducted into the Alleyway of Fame.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

The Alleyway of Fame was very Dark.

[Lunamor she/her]

And contained a suspicious amount of movies about baked goods.  

[Silva]

All unspiked of course.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Except for the ones that weren’t(which happened to be all of them).

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Hemalurgy is such a punk.

[Sunbringer he/him]

2 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said:

Hemalurgy is such a punk.

Agreed

[Silva]

Hemalurgy was actually the name of a skunk.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

This skunk, quite frankly, stunk.

[Silva]

He spent too much time around junk.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

His best friend was a breadmunk.

[Lunamor she/her]

He was dunked in a shrinking solution that caused him to become shrunk.