Jaywalk he/him Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Nothing exists in the 1,000,772,506th universe, but the universe itself does.
Lunamor she/her Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 The paradox causes the universe to implode.
RoadWalker he/him Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 The imploding of the 1,000,772,506th universe created the 1,000,772,507th universe.
The Technovore he/him Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Which contains everything inside it, not including itself.
Snipexe he/him Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Scissors didn’t care, so it was sniped out of existence.
Le Sigh Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 The person who sniped Scissors was none other than...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Arnold. He had returned.
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Under the unfortunate Returned named of Windbreaker. 1
Lunamor she/her Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 He was also the god of flatulence. He enjoyed combining his two professions.
StormblessedSurvivor he/him Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 He was his only audience. 1
StormblessedSurvivor he/him Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 But he had many personalities, so he felt like he had an audience of upwards from a hundred people.
Gancho Libre he/him Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 He had exactly 137 personalities, but only 136 ever went to his shows. Vladimir Hudg'kinns was always too busy picking sunflowers to be bothered by comedy.
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 That is why he was so hilarious.
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 He had a good element of anger-induced slapstick humor. It was almost always accidental on his part.
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 He held his hobby of sunflower picking quite close to his heart. "Stupid kids stomped on my collection!" was a phrase commonly heard during his shows.
Lunamor she/her Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 He kept his hobby in a pure aluminum container surgically implanted next to his heart where no one could tamper with it.
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 It was a bit uncomfortable at times.
+Doomstick he/him Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 (edited) So he moved to the 2364th dimension, where everything is covered in carpets and music played by instruments made of milk is eaten Edited February 22, 2019 by DoomStick
Lunamor she/her Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 It still didn’t help, however. The carpets were scratchy.
+Doomstick he/him Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 Posts were then confined to one word or one name
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