The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

PT was quickly consumed.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

However, the realized that they weren't getting the right amount of 'worm' in their food. PT doesn't eat worms.

So, the kids decided to brutally snug one of their own in the face, so that the body would attract more worms.

Edited February 14, 2019 by Gancho Libre

[Silva]

It didn't.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

The children of Elantris have always been very dangerous.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

They liked skydiving.

[Lunamor she/her]

And attempting to ride wild hippos.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

For the less dangerous kids there were tamed hippos to ride as well.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The tamed hippos took a ride on the wild side.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Elantris was just a strange place. Meanwhile, the dic dics were searching for cheese.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

It was, ironically, the only food they weren't allergic to, so cheese was their entire diet.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Kelsier was trying to steal the Dor while the dic dics distracted the citizens. Sadly, dic dics aren't very aggressive.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Unless you're maid of cheese.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Maids of Cheese was the new religion in Elantris, so the dic dics destroyed the churches.

[Lunamor she/her]

Instead of driving away the Elantrains, this just angered them and caused them to start a war with the dic dics.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

The dic dic army marched on the city as Kelsier stole the Dor.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier realized then that he didn't know what the point of stealing it had been. He was just really bored. And those ghosts still wouldn't leave him alone!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffle wanted to rejoin her people's ghosts that were haunting Kelsier but had been banned.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Butterflutter the Eighth suddenly tumbled into Elantris, in the middle of an allergy attack.

[Lunamor she/her]

He attacked all of the raccoons, as they had cheese allergies.

Edited February 14, 2019 by Lunamor

[StormblessedSurvivor he/him]

After he attacked the raccoons, he discovered that they were only allergic to one type of cheese.

Blue cheese.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But he was colorblind, so he couldn’t use it against them

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

He threw pepper jack at them instead.

Anybody here in the Reckoners roleplay? I want to start there instead of the Alleyverse as I haven't finished SoS or BoM yet. (But I need help starting )

[Silva]

It did nothing.

I'd help if I knew how. But, sadly, I don't. Alleyverse has been more than enough for me 

[The Technovore he/him]

“You fool! You’ve fallen right into my trap!” Professor Chaos screamed in his girlish baby-man voice before lasering Butterflutter the Eighth in the leg.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Far away, Butt Venture turned his head. He knew that voice...