Lunamor she/her Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 They would eat all of the butter in the universe!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 This was a lofty goal. They would need the help of their allies; the Toastsquirrels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Hoid helped collect all the Invested butter! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Hoid was part of a small sect of people who could sense when butter was Invested. It was a prestigious group. They called themselves... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 We were called C.H.U.R.N.B. Chilled High Under Rayse's Nose Butter. The butter had been churned and Invested under Rayse's nose even after his declaration of no more manufacturing of Invested Butter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 This worked because Rayse's nose was actually a platypus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 The demand for Invested butter was extremely high in the right places. People in influential positions would pay exorbitant prices for small amounts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 No one was quite sure what It did, but it was Invested, so it had to be good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Besides, if someone did find out what it did then things could go very wrong very fast. Butt knew the secret. Many years ago an old man had told him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) The old man was secretly not Hoid. Edited February 9, 2019 by xinoehp512 700th post! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Hoid whirled around. "Someone was pretending to be me?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe he/him Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 “Or are you pretending to be me?” The old man responded 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 "Or are you pretending to be me?" I said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) A pop-up add for 4th wall clean up crews appeared in the air of the Longest Thread-Verse. Edited February 8, 2019 by Shard of Thought 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 It was clicked on and unleashed the horrible malware... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 It was entitled, I.B.G.R!, meaning Invested Butter Gone Rouge! It was what happened when you made a batch and Rayse saw you. He cursed it with Odium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe he/him Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 Not just any type of Odium, but sOdium 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 sOdium was far more dangerous than Odium. He appeared when Odium was salty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 For example, when he had too many saltines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 This happened more often than you'd think. Odium had a problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 Odium pulled out a saltine and put a piece of cheese on it. As he munched on the snack he reflected that it could have been worse. He could have been addicted to sardines. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 Yes, that would have been terrible. The last Shard that ended up like that... well. Things hadn't gone down well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 In fact, it had gone so horribly that everyone had forgotten about it to avoid going insane from its horribleness. Luckily, it was irrevelant, so it didn't matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 What was relevant was the fact that Borio Singaldi was hungry for cupcakes, bacon, pancake batter, and total victory over the "Last Post Wins" thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 Because of the pure power of awesomeness, the Longest Thread claimed victory, for it was a sentient being and easily crushed the Last Post thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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