The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

There were pineapple guts everywhere.

And, since principles don't have guts, they were all soulcasted into pumpkins first.

[whattheHoid she/her]

This made Voidus truly unhappy.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Especially at the lack of principles. Chaos insued.

[Lunamor she/her]

The economy collapsed, as Voidapple merchandise was such as large part of it and it could not be sold without pineapples. Also, without principels, no one knew what to do.

Edited January 24, 2019 by Lunamor

[Jaywalk he/him]

All except for Butt’s clothing line, now run by the Voidapple children.

[Lunamor she/her]

They made use of all of the pineapple/pumpkin guts and squeezed all of the remaining juice out of them to create a new type of clothing: Pumpapple pants.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because of the lack of principles, their entire inventory was stolen.

[AonEne he/him]

10 hours ago, Stormblessed Dolphin said:

But what no one realized, was that Siri and Vivenna were in fact cute little mice.

 

10 hours ago, Rebecca said:

They started licking SD’s feet.

 

10 hours ago, Stormblessed Dolphin said:

I see you got my reference

should ping @AonEne

 

10 hours ago, Inklingspren said:

One of them stuck their nose in SD’s ear.

Yes. Gooooood.

6 hours ago, #Voidapple said:

The pins were also popular as ever, but didn't match the snowglobes.

Could someone provide me with a link to Random Stuff? The first one? I believe that is the thread we're trying to beat.

There's a link on the first page.

[BitBitio he/him]

And then, they got stuck in a timeloop.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Forever and ever Butt, Voidus, and Pineapple went round and round for what could've been eternity, until they combined thier brain power into one super being. The one, the only, the unparalleled!........Boidle the Magnificent! Finally with the brain power of 3, they broke the cycle, only to find themselves in the midst of a dance off and the prize? An intergalactic bar!

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

It was the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Boidle the Magnificent decided this was the place to obtain, so they started to get down and boogie oogie!

 

[Lunamor she/her]

They danced their bestest dance move- the flaffleghander. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

We interrupt this program to report that, sadly, Butterflutter the Second has ascended to the Beyond. He will be sorely missed.

[whattheHoid she/her]

*Tears shed*

And now for something completely different...

[Lunamor she/her]

“Hey!” Boidle said. “I was in the middle of a dance fight! Do you mind?”

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Fine!" Yelled the crowd. "Do a chicken dance with a half turn and pirouette!!"

[Lunamor she/her]

“Fine!!!” he yelled back. He then proceeded to do just that. The crowd was very impressed. They had thought it impossible to do such a thing.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The crowd murmured in amazement! One man peered at Boidle and finally knew where he learned his sweet skills...at Kaer Morhen.

 

[Turtle373 he/him]

One Man declared Boidle was cheating, because Boidle was using Danceweaving, a surge only taught at Kaer Morhen.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was a style of dancing taught only to potential Witchers, of which Voidus was one.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

The dance involved wild flailing and induced sneezing.

[Lunamor she/her]

Also quite a bit of yawning, which spread throughout the crowd.

[Ink he/him]

The collective yawning spawned a being called Yawnder.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was a huge being that was always racked with yawns and would fall down wherever it yawned. Otherwise, Yawnder was very nice.