The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

Hoid has always been happy when he has had hamburgers of ham. He always has ham hamburgers in his handbag when he haggles.

[+Doomstick he/him]

ACHOO! I’m allergic to these awful alliterations!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hoid went over to Doomstick and perched a pack of pills to help purge the punullergies.

[Lunamor she/her]

Unfortunately, utterly useless alliterations were under the unassuming pills. Unicorns on unicycles were unleashed upon Hoid. 

[Ink he/him]

Hoid had to hurry and hide, as the unicycle unicorns were unforgiving ungrateful ultrapowerful beings.

[Lunamor she/her]

He hid halfway between the hats and the hippos.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Alliteration is awesome.

[Lunamor she/her]

As awesome as an apple.

That one was completely alliterated!

Edited January 23, 2019 by Lunamor

[Gancho Libre he/him]

As apple as a #Voidapple.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hoid called her husbands, Kaladin and Renarin. They kissed each other's adders betwixt the hats and hippos. (ㆁωㆁ*)❤(ӦｖӦ｡)

[Ink he/him]

Nobody liked hearing what Hoid’s husbands had to say.

[Lunamor she/her]

So Butt banished them back to the canon universe.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Butt did this with the power he gained from drinking Uncle Brandy's vodka.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hoid went with Kaladin and Renarin for they had gotten a call about some rogue Super Sand Sayain Santhid. They were the negotiaters. On the way out Kaladin stuck Butt to a barrel of vodka.

Edited January 24, 2019 by whattheHoid

[Jaywalk he/him]

Butt did not complain, and was drunk within the minute.

[Lunamor she/her]

Which was why he didn’t notice Uncle Brandy sneaking up behind him holding an angry ghanderflaffle.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Ghanderflaffle was especially angry because he was a higher up Ghanderflaffle who was nobody's beating stick. He proceeded to kick Uncle Brandy in the stomach and headbutted Butt. Both fell down, writhing in pain. The Ghanderflaffle proceed to drink some vodka and than left on his merry way.

 

[Lunamor she/her]

Lunamor became very confused as to what a ghanderflaffle looked like. It has been said that it slithers, has biceps and legs (how else would they kick someone?), and oily black feathers. How does that work?

[whattheHoid she/her]

Through the Surge of Flaffled Physics, the Ghanderflaffles, when angry or provoked, can seriously or not so seriously maim their opponent with locks and blows.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator 17Ghanderflaffles would like someone to draw the noble creature known as a ghanderflaffle so we all have a reference picture.

[Lunamor she/her]

@17SarcasticGhanderflaffles, here is a super quick sketch of one:

Edited January 24, 2019 by Lunamor

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A new force steps into the fray and says,

"You know what? 'Ghanderflaffle' has always made me think of a giraffe."

[Lunamor she/her]

This is hands down the strangest thing that I have ever drawn.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Narrator SD was still trying to Tally up all of the universes this thread had touched on.
Cosmere

non-canon Cosmere

Alleyverse

Non-Canon Alleyverse

muppets (sesame street?)

Spongebob

And yet, his list was probably incomplete. So he summoned some Doom Rats named Siri and Vivenna to attack Butt's enchilada stash.

Edited January 24, 2019 by Stormblessed Dolphin

[whattheHoid she/her]

They were the tastiest enchiladas of all time.

Nice Ghanderflaffles, Lunamor ! You really captured the grace of the Ghanderflaffles!