The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Narrator SD wondered just how many timelines and canons, and non-canons had been brought together on this thread. To say the least, the Cosmere, the non-canon Cosmere, sesame street, Spongebob, and the universe of Roblox.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Narrator SD’s mind exploded from trying to process the information 

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Mimes came to repair his mind, as well as the 4th wall. (but does anyone really expect the latter to be fixed?)

[Silva]

The 4th wall broke again.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So did the 7th, 10th and 13th wall; break they did.

[+Sorana she/her]

An old man walked by and picked up the pieces.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The old man—a.k.a Butterflutter the Second—wore an expensive pair of dress pants from Butt’s online clearance sale, stained with cranberry juice.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butterflutter the Second had the unfortunate tendency to constantly spill cranberry juice everywhere as it is and will forever be his favorite drink. His mother, FaunaSauna, despaired as Butterflutter the First met his untimely demise involving cranberry juice, which happened to be his favorite drink.

[+Ark1002]

Ark, who was bored, summoned Cthulhu x500 an inch from Butterflutter the Second's face.

[Silva]

Butterflutter the Second was a cthulhu charmer and soon the cthulhu was fast asleep at his feet.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Nevermind I was on the wrong page

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[Lunamor she/her]

Unfortunately, it fell asleep on his feet, so he could not go anywhere.

[Rebecca she/her]

So he began singing “Three is a Magic Number”.

[Jaywalk he/him]

“SHUT UP!” Butt screamed. “I’m trying to brood over here.” Butt was very depressed, having just closed down his very successful clothing line and gambled all his money away.

[Silva]

Butt then won the lottery.

[Turtle373 he/him]

Uncle Brandy didn't hear Butt, and started singing with ButterFlutter the Second.

[Lunamor she/her]

They were both quite terrible. The singing was so bad, in fact, that it broke the 9th wall.

[Rebecca she/her]

Which is, in fact, a multiple of three.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

But what would happen if the 3rd wall was broken? would the nature of the set be exposed? would it reveal that they were all only a part of some stage!?!? their lives WERE JUST ACTS IN A PLAY!?!!??!?! DOES ANYTHING HAVE MEANING!?!?!?!?!??!

[Silva]

Nothing of theirs does. They are simply text in a thread in a forum. They have no meaning. Unless we consider....

[+Ark1002]

That the Cthulhu was a hippie.

[Lunamor she/her]

Which meant that he greatly enjoyed singing “Hip hip hooray!!!”

[whattheHoid she/her]

He also would eat really tall Shaggy sized sandwiches.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Narrator SD groaned "Another reality has been added. more timelines. more canons, more non-canons." Fortunately, his head didn't explode this time.

Then Scooby came and asked Lift for a pancake.

[+Ark1002]

Narrator Ark, fed up with SD's complaining, added a Warhammer 40k space marine to the group of those asking Lift for a pancake.