Gancho Libre he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 Yes, dear readers. yes... the Ghanderflaffle! The Ghanderflaffle was sad that he/she/it wasn't a part of the Butt/Arnold blend. Thus, the Ghanderflaffle ate them both! Oh my! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 Thus becoming the majestic Butnoldflaffle! Everyone bowed in awe! The most glorious of Returned! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadWalker he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 A familiar flock of geese cheered nearby... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 but Butnoldflaffle saw them and suddenly got really hungry... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadWalker he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 ...and ate the flock whole. As the geese sank into Butnoldfaffle's stomach, one goose heard a cry for help in the distance of Butnoldfaffle's innards...and discovered Butt/Arnold still alive in his belly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 "Saved at last" Butt/Arnold shouted, unaware that their savior was a goose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadWalker he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 "I'll get the others and free you!", shouted the goose (whose name was Stuffed), but all Butt/Arnold heard was, "honk Honk hONK hOnK HoNk HONK!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 Butt cursed himself for not listening to his Animal Linguistics Professor, Septipus Tangoli. He had taken a whole semester on Goose Dialects. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 At that moment, Septitus Tangoli walked by. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadWalker he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 (edited) Septitus translated and said, "Your goose friend just cried, 'I go to join my fallen brethren, you have no hope of escape!'" Edited November 27, 2018 by ThePhotoBaum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 "Maybe if you weren't a useless lout and degenerate you would've known this, Butt!" Yelled Sepitus Tangoli. He was a very passionate man, most especially about Goose Linguistics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 He had a doctorate in the subject. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 and a cake in the oven. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadWalker he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 (edited) Septitus Tangoli came from a long line of goose linguistics, who over time passed their knowledge of bird speech from generation to generation. It was a proud heritage, to be sure. He also loved to bake. Baking was his favorite. Edited November 27, 2018 by ThePhotoBaum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 Especially pies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 (edited) People would flock to Spetitus to hear him speak. His voice made the most stoic of hearts flutter and his words made the mind take flight. But alas, he was killed by vicious crows. It was a murder most fowl. Edited November 27, 2018 by Ookla the Self-deprecating 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadWalker he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 (edited) Everyone missed his famous four-and-twenty blackbird pies. Spetitus was Septitus's older brother, who made delicious pies only out of birds. Septitus was against killing birds, for his proud heritage forbade such a cruel act. Edited November 27, 2018 by ThePhotoBaum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 Should I claim the 5000th post on this thread or the first on page 200? Even though they were annoyed by the unnecessarily complicated way to say "24." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 And many mourned for the loss of his famous chicken-pot-pies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 The chicken was imported from Roshar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadWalker he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 (edited) Septitus was a man who learned to communicate with geese and only bake bird-free pies - he was VERY complicated. And he only ever bought his chickens from Roshar, for they were very particular chickens. Edited November 27, 2018 by ThePhotoBaum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 22 As were his pies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 As was his family history. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 As was his great-nephew. 24. I've decided to be the first of 200 instead of the 5000th. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadWalker he/him Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 Who just so happened to be Uncle Brandy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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