The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Snipexe he/him]

Also, Shakespear was turned into a stabbing implement

for irony

[BitBitio he/him]

And also sarcasm

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

And of course, Breadmunks.

[Kidpen he/him]

The garlic subset of the Breadmunks, in fact.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

They had a tendency to make people cry, because of their beauty and their...

[Kidpen he/him]

ice cream.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt picked up Shakespear and accidentally pricked his finger and fell asleep for 100 years. Shakespear had been cursed this whole time.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Butt's true love came to wake him from the spell early on, and she was none other than...

[BitBitio he/him]

A hamster from page 1.

[Kidpen he/him]

It was downgraded for budget reasons though.

[old man moomba he/him]

But then upgraded, as a grant had just come in from the People who Give Random Grants.

[BitBitio he/him]

However they forgot to send the money

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The breadmunks went and beat them up.

[BitBitio he/him]

And down

[whattheHoid she/her]

And all around.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But would-I-was Shookspear awakened

[whattheHoid she/her]

And his friend Spookspear.

[+Doomstick he/him]

woulded without the spookspear of speaked western street slang

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

He was also a Breadmunk.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Of the ciabatta subtype

did Anyone understand that?

[whattheHoid she/her]

He was of the toasted ciabatta subtype.

I think so?

[Gancho Libre he/him]

They didn't like being grouped into types and subtypes. They wanted equality.

[Kidpen he/him]

But nobody else wanted that.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Some tried to mix all the bread types together. The group became known as the ciabatsourbagryepumpflathawaibagelmunks.

[+Doomstick he/him]

the pitamunks revolted and over through the government