whattheHoid she/her Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 With his earnings he went into real estate. His company was known as Smelly Grouch Inc. They were the smelliest places in town. His slogan... 1
+Ark1002 Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 So they sicked a kraken on Smelly Grouch Inc.
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 The kraken inked all over the place, making it even more smelly. HOA was displeased.
Ink he/him Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 All ran in fear from the mighty Ink, who was in kraken form.
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 There was a great inking funeral, in which lots of ink was strewn about and there were many troubadours, including the well traveled, Dandelion. Ballades of @Inklingspren were sung, including, The Eternal Ink, The Whispers of the Kraken, and the most popular one, Swords of Ink.
+Doomstick he/him Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 And the pen is more powerful than the sword
Ink he/him Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 A few notable other songs were: Calamari Inkantation, Ink Another Day, Fly Octo Fly, Turf Master, and most importantly, Nasty Majesty. all real songs from splatoon. Boss themes and win/lose themes. Exept Nasty, that one is the trailer for the DLC 1
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 "Sprang forth from thy hand! Ink, it splatters the pan! Oh where, oh where is thy fan? Twas, but an Ink-drop in the sand." Sang Dandelion. Butt Venture and all the attendees cried for the loss of the great Inklingspren. 1
Ink he/him Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 At last we meet, my so-called foe But is our fate to spray this hate? Perhaps we'll learn in depths below...
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 "...Deep down in the fathoms below, We shall find a Kraken, mellow! For he shall Ink upon our fellows! And we shall all have great bellows!"
+Doomstick he/him Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 (edited) Where the octopuses-NO MATING!!!!!!!!!!! (before wth’s post) Edited October 30, 2018 by I Am A Stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Ark1002 Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 Then Cthulhu attacked, sent by HAO to ruin the funeral in revenge.
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 (edited) And people started to show pictures of the famous Inkspren. More weeping began, with even stranger ballades. Until Cthulhu intruded with terrible jealousy. Ha, I'm terrible with poetry, so I could only think of so many words that rhymes with below. Edited October 30, 2018 by whattheHoid
+Doomstick he/him Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 But Cthulhu was dead, for he was the late kraken.
Ink he/him Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 (edited) Dandilion kept singing, oblivious to the kraken and Cuthulu. Though parted by the ocean deep, My oldest friend, we meet again. I touch your face; you rouse from sleep. With tresses pink and eyes a blank, A smile so faint, it hides your feint, You slip on past—outfoxed! Outflanked! You paint the turf with graceful strokes. With watchful eye, I breathe a sigh. From sniper's perch, I go for broke. The rolling column splatters all. A stray shot shakes the trees awake. The summer turns, here comes the fall. You gaze seaward with azure hope. Between each blink you calmly think, As when you use a Splatterscope. The world I knew seems like a trap. I'm drawn now to the strange and new. Would my old friends think me a sap? Now nights grow long; summer abates. The tides recede as squids stampede. With fireworks, we celebrate. Finality's not what it seems. When your end comes, rise up and run. Don't let defeat dissolve your dreams. To plant a tree's its own reward After you're gone, it will grow on In memory, initials scarred. Not everyone can be a scourge In tense combat. I toss this splat, A monument to my last surge. Our sweat dripping from every pore. The harsh, hot sun won't stop this run. We grit our teeth and ask for more I see you standing in the rain. Within a storm—forever warm. Powerful as a hurricane. Constructed of glass and concrete, A city stays in dull, drab grays Till we splash color on its streets. The tides go out and take the light. How will I greet you when we meet? It keeps me up on inkstained nights. Your song inspired a blush of love. It gave my heart a fresh new start. Now I ascend to shores above. I leave without ceremony. Don't be too sore I wanted more. My sincerest apology. Edited October 30, 2018 by Inklingspren 1
+Ark1002 Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 Which confused everyone, so another Lovecraftian horror appeared, the...
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 ...man known as Randolph Carter, whose dreams were endangering the fabric of the Universe.
+Doomstick he/him Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 (edited) But he engendered the fabric of the universe Edited October 30, 2018 by I Am A Stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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