The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

He was blown up by the fiend. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Nobody wanted to be Rick-Rolled. So they started to sing a different song, "Allstar."

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

The fiend was known only for blowing up people who sang Never Gonna Give You Up. Unfortunately and coincidentally, the fiend's name was Rick Roll.

Dang it, this is what we get for posting at the exact same time.

Edited October 25, 2018 by Firerust

[Snipexe he/him]

Rick Roll was destroyed by narrator snipexe

[whattheHoid she/her]

 

Narrator Snipexe was haunted by Rick Roll's ghost.

Great minds, Firerust.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

His body was then possessed by the Fiends ghost and couldn't stop singing never gonna give you up.

[whattheHoid she/her]

 

He sang the song in an Operetto voice, loudly.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

All his posts for the rest of the page were lines from that song.

[whattheHoid she/her]

He even started his own Rick Rolled themed bakery, Rick Rolls. "Never gonna give you up!!"

 

[Snipexe he/him]

“We’ve known each other for sooo long.”

People hurry up and post more so I don’t have to do this for long

[whattheHoid she/her]

 

Butt swooped in and gagged the offending singer and brought a Spooky Doctor to stop the Rick Rolling. The singer peetered out with a, "Never gonna run around and desert yooooouuuuuu."

[Silva]

All singing ever came to a halt.

[Snipexe he/him]

Narrator Silva burst into song

[whattheHoid she/her]

 

Silva started to sing, "I'm Blue da ba dee da ba di,"

[Silva]

Silva regained control of herself and explained that while she may have a lovely voice (she honestly doesn't know), she never sings outside of the safe quarters of the shower and the random spacious zone of this thread, like it or not, is not a shower.

[whattheHoid she/her]

 

We all believed in her, but since she was shy, she passed her compulsive singing along to Arnold, who had a terribly squeaky voice.

[Silva]

We all winced.

[whattheHoid she/her]

 

And grimaced.

[Archer he/him]

Bradley, an explosives technician, idly tapped a grenade against his teeth. Tap, tap, tap. 

Suddenly, EVERYONE in the universe winced and grimaced. "What did you make us do that for?" thousands of annoyed humans screamed at the narrators. 

"Yeee, whaa up wii thaa?" Bradley mumbled. Puh! He spit out the grenade pin he'd accidentally removed with his teeth when somebody had forced him to grimace. "Not cool, dude."

Poetic licence to use hyperbole can sometimes become a license to kill if you're not careful. This is on you Silva and whattheHoid! 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Suddenly, Breadmunks.

[Silva]

Before Bradley exploded, a breadmunk threw the bomb into the Cognitive realm.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It ricocheted back into the breadmunk's face. 

[Silva]

The breadmunk wondered where It had come from.

We are not exploding any breadmunks. At least, not tonight please.

[+Ark1002]

And then the breadmunk spontaneously burst into fire, shriveling to ash.

There, no explosions.

[Silva]

This was when the narrators discovered that breadmunks had a third ancestor besides bread and chipmunks - a phoenix. The breadmunk respawned from its ashes.

Is it too much to ask for nothing to die any time soon? I'm not staying up all night coming up with escapes from death no matter how fun that would be.