The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ink he/him]

The Beatles began singing Yellow Submarine

[Silva]

A yellow submarine appeared because there was no way this thread would never get one.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Then everything appeared in psychedelic colors. Someone spiked the punch with Edgli's tears!

[Snipexe he/him]

Butt saw exciting colors

[whattheHoid she/her]

Sooo many colors. Vasher enters and swears, "Colors! Cursed Colors! Not again!"

[+Sorana she/her]

He grabbed a bucket of black paint and started painting everything.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

de Blob didn't like that and started painting everything rainbow colors again.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Eventually, a Conflict arose, and Vasher had a duel with de Blob.

[+Sorana she/her]

So they went to an arena and stood there, waiting for the other one to move first.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Vasher threw an awakened rope at De Blob.

[whattheHoid she/her]

De Blob spewed Conflict Colors all over Vasher.

you can change font colors! What!? Where!?

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

But with de Blob fighting Vasher over colors, there was no one to stop the INKT Corporation from conquering Roshar.

[+Sorana she/her]

No one, except for the giant Pizzaspren.

[Silva]

But it was too busy eating pizza.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The pizza was filled with delicious cheese and many tasty colors. Soon everyone was distracted by the tasty smells and colors and had a pizza party and watched Space Jam.

Oh, I see what the problem was, I'm on mobile! Thanks Firerust though! 

 

[+Sorana she/her]

The problem was, what happened once Space Jam was finished. There was no more pizza!

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

This made Burger King very happy.

[Ink he/him]

Little Ceasar ran up and kicked Burger King in the shins, while screaming: "PIZZA PIZZA!!"

[+Sorana she/her]

This made Pizza Hut very happy.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Ronald McDonald came in with his creepy self and started throwing Big Mac's around screaming, "What about me!?"

[Ink he/him]

 

44 minutes ago, Sorana said:

This made Pizza the Hut very happy.

Fixed it for you.

Wendy told Ronald to shut up.

[Silva]

The KFC guy told her to be nice.

I think he has a name....

[whattheHoid she/her]

Err, I've had KFC like twice in my life...um...

Colonel Sandy? got attacked by the crazy Wendy and they rolled around on the ground creating an oblong chickburger fried with pickles and jalapenos.

[Silva]

I've never eaten from any of these places in my life, to be honest.

There were also tomatoes in it.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And a wild card.

Yeah, I've eaten very rarely at these places, when I was little my parents would get me a present and a Happy Meal for good grades, but that was about it.