The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Butt wore the Pair-O'-Socks on his hands, and Donkey chased him around to reclaim them, because he needed them to make his waffles.

[Silva]

Then Donkey realised he had no squirrel fur and wouldn’t be able to make waffles anyways.

[Ink he/him]

So he baked a pie flavored pie.

[Silva]

It wound up tasting like pi.

[Ink he/him]

Which caused a round of applause.

[BitBitio he/him]

A ghanderflaffle dies at the bad puns

[Silva]

Everyone dons black clothing and goes to the funeral which was hosted by the cornmunks.

[Kidpen he/him]

Butt carted, which made everyone laugh at the funeral. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butt the ghanderflaffle can never die

[Silva]

A second ghanderflaffle began to play dead.

Am I the only one who's added ghanderflaffle to their computer's dictionary?

[Ink he/him]

Nope

A pungent odor begins to rise from the ghanderflaffles that are playing dead. It smelled like...

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Acorns marinating in the sassafras juice extracted from the red bananas of Vax,

[+Doomstick he/him]

 The red bananas of VAX were actually tomatoes 

(VAX IS AN ACRONYM FOR VERBS AND XYLOPHONES)

[Silva]

disguised as chili peppers in potato costumes.

[+Doomstick he/him]

That are made of hot pink caramel 

[Ink he/him]

No one knew if it was done on porpoise.

[Apollyon he/him]

Because the dolphin, which it was actually done on; was extremely similar to a porpoise.

[Snipexe he/him]

Plus, the porpoise was wearing a dolphin costume.

[+Sorana she/her]

With a huge red nose and a violett tail. Sadly it was too big and almost fell of.

[Kidpen he/him]

And thus clown noses were born. 

[BitBitio he/him]

And thus clowns were born

[Silva]

But they’re ashamed of their true creation story so they tell everyone that... 

[Apollyon he/him]

Clowns were spawned of the great demon overlords. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And then there was a clown that really was spawned of the great demon overlords, which really jinxed the entire scenario.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

So they told It to go home.