The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kidpen he/him]

A Fartdancer to be exact, cause this thread doesn't have enough juvenile humor yet.

[Silva]

The level of juvenile humor rose by a microscopic amount thanks to the previous post.

[Kidpen he/him]

So it needed more. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

 Butt's inkspren was named Tarts Farts. She was an okay historian of farts; which studies the history of the most impressive and disruptive farts ever. Well, at least you could say she tries, bless her dear spren heart, but she read all the texts diagonally and upside down. This led to some interesting conclusions. You see, Butt filed his taxes incorrectly, so the Stormfather nudged Tarts Farts to bond with Butt as she would irritate Butt enough as punishment for filing his taxes incorrectly.

The Stormfather was proper satisfied and promptly made himself a cup of tea.

 

Edited September 20, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Kidpen he/him]

You seem not to have noticed the next page.

[Ink he/him]

But the tea blew away, because of how much wind the stormfather made.

At least a double, possibly triple, meaning right there. Take it however you want.

junivile humor.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Now the Stormfather in retaliation, made a huge Highstorm that blew scalding cups of tea everywhere that farted in your face.

You betcha! Just trying to keep this story as random as possible with as much juvenile humor! 

[Silva]

Your face farted back in retaliation.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hahaha

Now the Stormfather had millions of farts traveling in his direction with bits of hot tea. Now he was infuriated. He called for his Fartspren.

Edited September 20, 2018 by whattheHoid
Storming Autocorrect.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But FedEx was closed that day so the spren couldn't be shipped.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And the Rosharan Postal Service, or RPS, refused to ship said Fartspren as they had had terrible experiences in the past.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

So the Stormfather called upon the last of his hopes, a hope he had been wanting to avoid...

[Ink he/him]

The all powerful, all knowing, greedy, ultimate fartmaster WARIO

[whattheHoid she/her]

"But," the Stormfather surmised, "at least his mushroom loving friends Mario and Luigi didn't come by. And don't get me started on Waluigi!"

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Everyone wanted to forget Waluigi because he was the one who had summoned the Neverstorm.

[Kidpen he/him]

The storm which causes every person to never end up in smash when it hits them. 

[BitBitio he/him]

It also causes people to break dance while farting repeatedly.

[Ink he/him]

With all the flatulences happening, it's no suprise there was a bean shortage. Someone ate it while watching Cars 2.

NAME THAT MEME!

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

That someone was Thanos.

(It's that ***** eating beans meme that has a derogatory word in it.)

Edited September 20, 2018 by Firerust

[whattheHoid she/her]

Thanos appear wildley confused; one minute he was wooing the Goddess of Death, now he is on Roshar with a resigned Stormfather, Wario, and Butt Venture. Butt was predictably scratching his ***.

[Kidpen he/him]

Suddenly a moderator appeared and replaced all the asterisks with "This post has been reported for trying to skirt the rules"

[Ink he/him]

1 hour ago, Firerust said:

That someone was Thanos.

(It's that ***** eating beans meme that has a derogatory word in it.)

Yeah, its "this [guy] eatin beans!"

Butt was unhappy. 

you could have said cremhole or another sanderson equivalent, WTH

Edited September 20, 2018 by Inklingspren

[BitBitio he/him]

Arnold was unhappy.

[Kidpen he/him]

Kyle was unhappy.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Unhappy didn't know why everyone was trying to steal his identity.