The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

Other narrators wipe the past two searches from their histories and shake their heads.

”Don’t drink and drive kids,” says Butt.

[Kidpen he/him]

The more you know.

[whattheHoid she/her]

This narrator is ashamed as there are worse things whattheHoid has looked up...Butt was angry that his religion already had a schism. He decided to get some advice from Kelsier.

 

[Kidpen he/him]

Who was probably the worst possible advice giver in terms of how not to let your religion have an offshoot.

[Silva]

Kelsier told him to stop being a copycat.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt cried in frustration and threw his "soup" all over Kelsier.

[Silva]

He promptly melted.

[Kidpen he/him]

While quoting "The Wizard of Oz"

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt was simultaneously horrified and amused. Kelsier's last word to Butt was ,"Follow the yellow brick road." Butt took this literally as he is super pop-culture and book illiterate. Kelsier just bided his time, planning his revenge complete with Princess Bride quotes.

[Silva]

Butt prepared to die.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt screamed and ran Kelsier ran in high pursuit into Rashek.

Edited August 29, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Life&Death]

Wow, Butt is still going strong in this thread. (I never thought I would even think that sentence). The first plot line died within days.

Suddenly Kelsier screamed 

“Anybody wanna peanut?”

[Kidpen he/him]

Butt yelled "No more rhyming! I mean it!"

But it was out of order, therefore ruining the order of the universe.

[Wondercat]

Feeling crazy, Kelsier ate the peanut in his hand and smacked Butt. "I shall speak any way I wish. Now, let me serve your death day on a dish."

Edited August 29, 2018 by Wondercat

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt wailed, "Please let this torment stop. I think my ears may drop! Ahhhhhhhhrgrggrrrg! We've been infected with the Rhythm Shard! We really must be on our guard!"

Kelsier laughed.

Edited August 29, 2018 by whattheHoid

[+Sorana she/her]

He laughed and laughed until he was out of breath and couldn't even stand anymore. He then grabbed Butt on the wrist and gestured upward, not saying a word to avoid a rhyme.

[Wondercat]

As Butt flew upward, he screamed, "Holy Macaroni gods!" before he flew back down and belly flopped into a random pool.

[Kidpen he/him]

It was a pool of panda blood.

[Wondercat]

He coughed and sputtered about, not knowing wether to get out of not.

[Kidpen he/him]

So he drowned.

[Wondercat]

Then, a group of magical pandas gathered around the pool, and wished the best of luck in heaven.

[Wondercat]

Or Hell.

[Kidpen he/him]

Heads up, posting twice in a row is usually frowned upon. Click the little edit button on the bottom of your post instead.

This was unfortunately not very much luck.

[whattheHoid she/her]

You see they ended up in panda heaven, which was not suitable for magnificent specimens like Butt and Kelsier. So they decided to overtake panda heaven and escape. They just needed to find a tie to the physical world.

[+Sorana she/her]

Running around in circles, screaming as loud as they could, they finally stopped. There it was: the place where they could change to the physical world.