The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BitBitio he/him]

YAY PAGE 100! HA! YELLED BIT

[Snipexe he/him]

Butt celebrated!

[Ink he/him]

The Maker (t)hundred out "yee"

[Kidpen he/him]

Everyone celebrated. However, Kidpen wondered if perhaps ink would actually be the top of this page if Bit's posts are merged.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Guys 100!!!!

And so it was, Butt broken out in hives from the prickly spears. Everyone celebrating. Meanwhile, the plot thickens and something, something this way comes...the Mighty Monarch.

Edited August 27, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Wondercat]

Butt could sense the new evil awakening, but laid aside for the celebration.

Edited August 27, 2018 by Wondercat

[BitBitio he/him]

1 hour ago, Kidpen said:

Everyone celebrated. However, Kidpen wondered if perhaps ink would actually be the top of this page if Bit's posts are merged.

Bit kindly points out that he still would technically be the person who originally got us to Page 100.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

The Mighty Monarch was really Donald Duck, looking for marewill flowers to give to Daisy Duck. And for some reason, he wanted to conquer the universe too.

[+Sorana she/her]

Sadly he only found roses and pricked his finger on them.

[whattheHoid she/her]

He also found a Shade lurking in the rose bushes. The Shade became calm with the smell of roses and it has been disturbed. Things do not look good for Donald Duck.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Lucky for Mighty Monarch Donald Duck, he has a trusty silver robot designed specifically to combat shades and provide him with silverware.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Whoosh guys, reference missed. Venture Bros? Mighty Monarch? Rusty Venture? Nobody? It's cool, but whoooooooosh!

The Shades were sleepy from the roses and became bothered by the silver too late. Mighty Monarch Donald Duck forced the Shades back to the Cognitive Realm. Butt was impressed, but this was irrelevant.

[Kidpen he/him]

Brandy was also impressed, and this was not irrelevant.

Edited August 27, 2018 by Kidpen

[Gancho Libre he/him]

It was not unrelevant either.

[+Sorana she/her]

When he turned to give the roses to his beloved she was gone.

[Kidpen he/him]

A phrase which here means that the love of his life had run away, leaving him forever alone.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Brandy had never caught on that the love of his life was not interested, not now, not ever. Butt had tried to get his Uncle to move on, but to no avail. So, Butt had ghanderflaffle bring someone along to take Brandy's mind off of his unrequited love.

[Silva]

Her name was Nose.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Nose Pickins was her name. She had lustrous hair that practically sparkled. This was fortunate for her as the rest of herself was remarkably forgettable. Brandy stared.

[Silva]

At her abnormally large nose which was forgettable.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But not as large as a ghanderflaffle's, as 80% of their bodies are, of course, their nose.

Edited August 27, 2018 by Ganchospren

[whattheHoid she/her]

The other half of a ghanderflaffle's body is in fact a flaffle. It's why ghanderflaffles are named so. Ghander is nose in Scadranese after all.

[Kidpen he/him]

Which is the native land of the ghanderflaffle.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They are the lesser cousins of Kandras. One of the Lord Ruler's earliest attempts at creating immortal life for his friends. He used the ones he didn't like as much first for the Ghanderflaffles. The better friends became the Kandras. 

[Kidpen he/him]

So the ghanderflaffles rebelled against The Lord Ruler.