The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BitBitio he/him]

So Draco pardoned him from life. 

 

And put him in the ice for 20 nights while there were hostiles on the hill.

[Silva]

I am unashamed to admit that I searched that reference up on Google. Note to self: Listen to song.

But pardoning from life was banned so BitBitio and Draco were the ones under the ice. To be clear, it was not a moon.

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

Evil comes in round shapes

[whattheHoid she/her]

To be clear it was fantasy caught in the middle of this reality.

[Ink he/him]

Here comes a hot poker! To melt the ice, that is.

[Gray to he/him]

But someone kicked the poker away before it could reach the ice. And that person was...

[whattheHoid she/her]

Venli!! She hummed to the Rhythm of Derision. "This story is silly!" She hummed.

Edited August 24, 2018 by whattheHoid

[BitBitio he/him]

So she ate a napkin.

 

 

 

 

Question it not.

[Kidpen he/him]

Unfortunately, Eshonai had poisoned the napkin, knowing of her strange tendency to eat napkins.

[BitBitio he/him]

The symptoms of the poison were:

Humming to the Rhythm of Stomach Pain,

[Silva]

being grouchy,

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Spontaneous Jumping Disorder,

[Ink he/him]

A strange craving to eat chouta,

[BitBitio he/him]

Really wanting to go kamikaze,

[whattheHoid she/her]

And a sudden burst of joy.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

All of these combined cause whoever the heck ate a napkin to explode.

[whattheHoid she/her]

This comes as no surprise to anyone, as this seems to be the default reaction to anything happening in the cosmere. "Don't worry, I've exploded tons of times and I always come back." Said Butt to Venli.

[BitBitio he/him]

Butt had jinxed her and she was no longer coming back.

[Silva]

She was annoyed at Butt.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

 But the tides turned when Butt's long-lost father, Bottom, returned home from his brief stunt in A Midsummer Night's Dream and found his dear son.

[BitBitio he/him]

Bottom revealed that he was narrator whattheHoid.

Edited August 24, 2018 by BitBitio

[Ink he/him]

Which confused the other narrators.

[Silva]

Then Puck appeared.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"How did you know!!?" cried whattheHoid. "That was supposed to be super secret! Now I will have to wipe all your minds!"

[Silva]

Puck hit that narrator on the head with a pan then dripped magic flower love juice on whattheHoid’s eyes and waited for her to wake up and see someone.

Edited August 24, 2018 by Silva