The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

Gollum started to cry, "My Precious!!! Noooo!" Butt just stared.

[Silva]

His mom was giving him a hug.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Stop Mom you're embarrassing me!" Said Butt. His Mom just started stroking his hair.

[Ink he/him]

"Oh, my little buttsy wuttsy" said Butt's mom, which made Butt turn very red.

[Silva]

“Mooom,” he said, stamping his foot.

[Kidpen he/him]

The Grandmaster pardoned his mom from life.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt gave a startled cry. "Grandmaster! Please don't!!! You wouldn't do this to your mom would you!?"

[Kidpen he/him]

"Well, no, as it's rather hard to pardon life twice."

[whattheHoid she/her]

"You monster!!!!" Cried Butt. Before Butt could say anymore a huge creature from the Jurassic Era came swooping down and terrorized the 'guests' of the Grandmaster. "A dinosaur!!" Said the Grandmaster hushed.

 

[Rebecca she/her]

It was a pterodactyl.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was followed by a Spinosaurus.

[Silva]

Who ate the pterodactyl.

[Snipexe he/him]

“That was my favorite Pterodactyl!” The Grandmaster yelled. So he pardoned the Spinosaurous from life.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

In order to show his appreciation for the Grandmaster, the Spinosaurus ate everything in the entire Universe.

Including, of course, the Grandmaster.

[Kidpen he/him]

Unfortunately, the spinosaurus had already been pardoned from life, so it found that rather difficult.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

oh.... now i get it....

Then, of course, as all things do when a paradox is confronted, the entire Universe blew up.

Which was a decidedly worst fate than being consumed.

[Kidpen he/him]

But not by much.

 

@Wondercat You wanted to be tagged here?

Edited August 23, 2018 by Kidpen

[Silva]

The universe reformed with all the pardoned alive.

[Snipexe he/him]

So the Grandmaster repardoned them, once again from life

[Silva]

They came back somehow and pardoned the Grandmaster from life. He immediately stopped existing - never again to be seen on this thread.

Seriously, all the pardoning was getting dull.

 

 

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

The narrators were pardoned for pardoning everyone from life.

[Kidpen he/him]

They were pardoned from writing an essay.

[Silva]

All were grateful.

[Kidpen he/him]

16 hours ago, Rebecca said:

And started beating R2D2 with it.

A seagull suddenly tried to poke out Yoda's coconut.

Edited August 23, 2018 by Kidpen

[Silva]

“Seagulls! Stop it now!” Yoda said, strolling down a beach.