The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hrathen! This was clearly all irrelevant and arbitrarily Butt started to sing a song he made up.

[BitBitio he/him]

Titled: Farts Smell Good.

[Snipexe he/him]

They started a dance party!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Farts Smell Good became a number 1 hit. It was really catchy. Even Jasnah started to dance.

[Kidpen he/him]

Badly.

[Devout Pathian]

Jasnah ignored Narrator Kidpen and kept dancing.

[Rebecca she/her]

But everyone gawked nonetheless. Jasnah dancing, bad or not, was a sight to behold.

[Devout Pathian]

Shallan was so impressed that Veil started dancing.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Veil started to dance because Shallan was too busy gawking at Jasnah's beauty. They started to dance together, Veil brought some Horneater Ale for her and Jasnah to drink.

[Devout Pathian]

Jasnah however refused, she had to set boundaries somewhere.  She didn’t get drunk in front of other.  Frankly she didn’t dance in front of others, but somethings just had to go.

[Snipexe he/him]

Dalinar started to boogie

[Apollyon he/him]

It was beautiful, and brought tears to the eyes of the narrators.

[Snipexe he/him]

They sobbed

[whattheHoid she/her]

They cried and lamented the beauty of Dalinar's boogie.

[Devout Pathian]

Then Dalinar got self-conscious about all the attention.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And exploded.

All shameful things explode, you see.

[BitBitio he/him]

You see, Shamefillers Lens are Narrator Gancho's prized possession.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

That's why he explodes so much.

[Devout Pathian]

So Narrator Gancho used them on Narrator BitBitio.

[BitBitio he/him]

Bit exploded.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then imploded.

However, this action was made unrelevant for that fact that Bit exploded again afterwards.

[Rebecca she/her]

@Devout Pathian, I like the new username! It’s a good choice. 

And then Narrator Gancho exploded.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Narrator Gancho exploded because of repeated use of unrelevant, when it is in fact irrelevant. Butt tossed in the Shard of Irrelevancy towards Gancho too.

[BitBitio he/him]

@Devout Pathian you will always be Aurora to me

 

 

Bit intercepted it and was brought back to life.

Hallelujah!

[Devout Pathian]

22 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

 

@Devout Pathian, I like the new username! It’s a good choice. 

 

Thanks.  I really loved Sazed and I think he is one of the best cosmere characters, so that’s what inspired this name.

 

3 minutes ago, BitBitio said:

 

@Devout Pathian you will always be Aurora to me

 

That’s understandable, no matter what your current name is (you change it so much) I always think of you as Bit.

However, Butt didn’t care about any of the Narrators anymore.