The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kidpen he/him]

Only a scenario away from screaming cow goats.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Wouldn't you know it, but that exact scenario happened, although Steris didn't account for the trailing Doom Rats and churros.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Off-screen, Narrator SD wondered just how long it would take to truly make this the longest thread.

[Kidpen he/him]

6 minutes ago, Stormblessed Dolphin said:

Off-screen, Narrator SD wondered just how long it would take to truly make this the longest thread.

I did the math a long while back. I can do it again if you want. We're almost on ninety already though.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Time to pick up the pace then 

Somehow, The Lord Ruler was revived. and he created ashmounts

[BitBitio he/him]

1 hour ago, Stormblessed Dolphin said:

Time to pick up the pace then 

Somehow, The Lord Ruler was revived. and he created ashmounts

This was only scenario 207. Obviously.

[whattheHoid she/her]

As the Lord Ruler was creating his glorious Ashmounts, Kelsier arrived. The Lord Ruler looked at him and groaned. So did Hoid. 

"Damnation! Will you never leave me in peace! Roared the Lord Ruler to Kelsier.

Kelsier just grinned. Hoid marched up to Kelsier.

 

[Rebecca she/her]

And gave him a big hug.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Kelsier froze and decided to just go with. He thought about asking Hoid to join his crew in case things get hairy with the Lord Ruler. Mraize looked over in surprise. Butt wasn't though.

 

[recneps he/him]

The Lord Ruler took off his mask, revealing that he was actually...

Edited August 20, 2018 by recneps

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Zaphod Beeblebrox.

[Kidpen he/him]

Vin (who showed up) revealed that she was actually...

Edited August 20, 2018 by Kidpen

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Trillian.

[BitBitio he/him]

Trillian the Torivor.

Because this thread now contains Brandon Mull as well.

[Kidpen he/him]

9 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said:

Trillian.

Good job. That's what I was going for.

So therefore one of those things that got the massage from the grandma in Fablehaven came. I forget what they're called.

[BitBitio he/him]

Astrids.

[whattheHoid she/her]

This are clearly references to other books? What are they, should I read them? 

Everyone was super surprised. However, no one was as surprised as....

 

[Snipexe he/him]

Butt, who took off his mask to reveal he was...

[Kidpen he/him]

Septimus Heap. Other Brandy took off his mask to reveal he was...

[Rebecca she/her]

Han Alister.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Han Alister took off his mask to reveal he was....

[Rebecca she/her]

Crow. Or maybe it was Qrow.

[Kidpen he/him]

Qrow turned into a Kiwi bird arbitrarily. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

And then Qrow the Kiwi bird turned into a hippo arbitrarily.

[BitBitio he/him]

And then hippo pulled off his mask to reveal...

(arbitrarily AND irrelevantly)......