The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zehr she/her]

But, you see, that is not necessarily a bad thing. The puppies overthrew humans and started their own system of government that made the entire world content and fulfilled. After doing that, the puppies explored space and encountered many other space-faring puppies from their own respective star systems. They were all different, but quickly grew to understand each other, something that the humans could not have done. They all helped each other to discover new ways to do things and the answers to many questions. Eventually, the entire galaxy was united by puppies, and they all respected and cared for one another. Now, even the humans had to admit that the puppies had been wise to overthrow their once-masters and seek wisdom, instead of power. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Now there were endless commericals about adopting humans with a sad dog woman singing her sad song while holding humans. Butt and other humans found these commercials intolerable.

Edited July 27, 2018 by whattheHoid

[AonEne he/him]

But nobody cared, because PUPPIES MAKE EVERYTHING AWESOME.

I love dogs.

(Just remember, don't throw spikes at Kelsier, or Ene will do all that stuff she said she would)

[BitBitio he/him]

PUPPIES

[whattheHoid she/her]

Everyone agrees that puppies are adorable balls of fluff, except for the kittens. They planned a coup that involved balls of string and birds.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

It got very messy.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The cats got distracted by the birds and the puppies got excited to play with the cats and birds. Feathers got everywhere. Mraize got in the middle of this due to a mishap with Hoid.as He was not happy.

[Kidpen he/him]

Punctuation and capitalization typos make Him very angry.

[whattheHoid she/her]

AS weLl as caTs. HE is allErgic to BAd Grammer and catS. Mraize turned Bright ReD and starTed to SCreaM!|°=`÷√×∆

[Rebecca she/her]

But that was irrelevant.

[Devout Pathian]

so we shall return to Butt scheming about how to overthrow the puppies. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

He simply decided to take all of them into his care. He now owned, after he did all of the paperwork, over 500 million puppies.

[Devout Pathian]

he decided to hire @AonEne to help take care of them.

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

Butt soon found out that in actuality, all the puppies own him. He was kept in a nice big cage in a zoo, and the puppies all laughed when he tried to get out of his cage. "Such an adorable animal!" they'd say. Their children fed him little tidbits of pizza that he would have to reach through the bars to get. 

[BitBitio he/him]

PUPPIES

[whattheHoid she/her]

So many puppies in the House of Puppyment

 

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Meanwhile, Stormblessed Dolphin was still at large, having been released from the cognitive realm some time back. But he had not been paying attention, so he was quite confused by what was happening.

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

"PUPPIES ARE THE BEST!" Axelius's Alleyverse character exclaimed, going into wherever they were on her knees in classic 80s fashion. She hugged one to her chest while trying to scratch another's ears. After about two seconds, she was buried in a veritable mountain of puppies.

[BitBitio he/him]

PUPPIES

[whattheHoid she/her]

So many puppies!! They were so cute that that is all Butt could say, "PUPPIES!!" 

[BitBitio he/him]

PUPPIES

[Kidpen he/him]

Butt tried to stop saying it by saying "KITTENS!" but it didn't work.

[AonEne he/him]

PUPPIES

Sorry, Butt. Puppies.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt even tried yelling, "FIRE!" No one listened. These puppies were good.

[BitBitio he/him]

PUPPIES