The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kidpen he/him]

-$20, unreasonably low prices for a small new business.

[Silva]

No one was sure how they could keep it up. No one but Butt.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Disgustion tasted way better than it sounded, but no one could afford it except for the well to do sheep and cows. They would buy it and sell it for even more exorbitant prices on the Black Market.

 

[Silva]

But on the Beige Market one could purchase loads of it for very cheap.

[Kidpen he/him]

The Beige Market is the one that's only sells green things.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The green market only sold beige things.

[Silva]

And the purple market only sold moldy orange things.

[GiveMeASpren(I'mCrazy)]

And the moldy orange market... well, the less said the better

[whattheHoid she/her]

The blue market, now that one was the most interesting one. It only sold curios that were holographic. It didn't matter the color as long as they were holographic.

[GiveMeASpren(I'mCrazy)]

And the red market's wares, well, I think they were invisible. I can't be quite sure though; the stalls might have just been empty.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

And the Butter market only sold things made completely out of bread.

[Silva]

So naturally the bread market only sold things from soap.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And of course the soap market only sold things made completely out of butter, which was basically just butter.

[Silva]

All of this made perfect sense to the narrators.

[whattheHoid she/her]

This is because at some point or another, all the narrators had broken through the fourth wall.

[Silva]

One narrator didn’t know what the fourth wall was and asked for an explanation.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

He immediately got fired.

[whattheHoid she/her]

In order to get rehired, the aforementioned firee had to bring large plates of Grumbules, which as everyone knows is a dish made of chocolate disks hand carved into rosettes with melted caramel on top.

[Silva]

So  said firee enlisted Butt’s help.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Luckily, Butt knew where to find these culinary delights, on the Dark side of Taldain. They packed up their necessities and headed back to Shadesmar.

[+Sorana she/her]

Travelling though shadesmar was nearly boring at first, they just walked and walked and nothing unusual happened. At least until they met that spren...

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

It was a pizzaspren.

[Silva]

Fearsome and deadly.

[+Sorana she/her]

With lots of Salami and Bacon...

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

... and fish sticks.

Edited July 19, 2018 by Toaster Retribution