The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The breadmunks started a restaurant that doesn't serve any bread or meat.

I honestly thought that someone would say; 'But that was irrelevant' and you'd all ignore it. This was, umm... unexpected....

[+Sorana she/her]

So there were only vegetables to eat. So most of their customers were mice or sheep...

 

 

[Silva]

And they didn’t make much money from it.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

But they were a hybrid of Chipmunks and Bread so they didn't need much money.

[Silva]

They could survive off hydrogen, but they did prefer flourine.

[whattheHoid she/her]

In fact all their food sources grew off of flourine. It was good for them, but poisonous to their customers, so they had to take special care.

[Silva]

They had a medical team on sight at all times. This included...

[whattheHoid she/her]

Lirin, Szeth, and Jakamav. They were the best and the Breadmunks were a discerning lot. Unfortunately, their insurance was through the roof. But this was irrelevant.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Irrelevant walked into the shop and asked for 2 servings of the special.

[Apollyon he/him]

Apollyon, King of the Universe; as anointed by BitBitio the Great, returns after a week long hiatus to find that this thread is still irrelevant. But that was irrelevant.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Mac also observed from the distance, decided to take an ax and destroy the fourth wall. He noted that they were on page 66, and that they needed to get to page 249 in order to beat the longest thread. This was very good progress. 
They were only 183 pages away. He then called @Archer to ask if he could borrow the mimes to fix the fourth wall.

[Archer he/him]

Archer was happy to oblige. While he was at it, he built a house for the mimes to live nearby so they didn't have to travel all the way from Mimeville every time they needed to get to the wall for repairs. The mimes were happy about that. 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then one narrator wondered what the heck was going on.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Mac happily obliged. 

on the first page of the thread, Mac had found the longest thread in existence. He then decided to add it and keep tabs on this page, as he was really excited to see it completed after the initial attempt in the intro threads was shut down. 

Instead of doing the responsible thing and keeping this out of story, Mac decided to break the fourth wall down, because he knew a few mimes who could repair it. They were hired by archer. He’s not really sure how the mimes repairstuff, but it’s fun to watch them mime it out. 

[Archer he/him]

But that's irrelevant. The real story of this thread is the Ascension of the Amber Albatross. 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

And the breadmunk revolution against their buttermunk tyrants.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And something about a Butt Venture? But again this was all irrelevant.

[+Sorana she/her]

Everything was irrelevant, save for the fact that the Muffins Wanted tevenge...

[Kidpen he/him]

Tevenge is a chicken dish made with Cheez It breading.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Breadmunks countered Tevenge with Revengé!®; a chicken dish made with Goldfish breading. They had an excellent marketing team.

Edited July 18, 2018 by whattheHoid

[+Sorana she/her]

An excellent marketing team, but not a trustworthy one. They took all the money and went sailing.

(I totally love my autocorrection tevenge that was great @Kidpen)

[whattheHoid she/her]

 Now they had no money to hire a lawyer! So they hired Butt to get revenge on these crooks for a years supply of Revengé!®

Edited July 18, 2018 by whattheHoid

[+Sorana she/her]

Butt listened to their case and then he stood up.
"I'll help you get your supply. But will you give me for my work?"

[whattheHoid she/her]

This did not bode well for the Breadmunks as it said in Butt's contract that as payment for services he would get a year's supply of Revengé!® The fact that Butt couldn't read the contract that well was not good, but the Breadmunks had all their money stolen, so they and no other option. In fact, Butt's credentials weren't the best either. It said he trained under a Harvey Birdman. The Breadmunks never heard of him. But this was all irrelevant.

[Silva]

What was relevant was that a new dish was being created. Disgustion was what the cornmunks called it. They had bred a cross between bread and squash and were selling it at unreasonable prices.