The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BitBitio he/him]

His crew members were: Pammond, Cheeze, Rin, Blubs, Feftiburns, Elsier, Cockson, and BoreDeur.

Edited July 16, 2018 by BitBitio

[Silva]

Cheeze didn’t like cheese.

[Nohadon he/him]

Because cheese is to cheesy to Cheeze the Cheezer named Cheeze

Edited July 16, 2018 by Nohadon

[Silva]

But Cheeze liked Rin’s eyebrows. 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then one narrator gave up and said that their was a immortal chipmunk running through the wilderness.

[Silva]

Not really a wilderness, it was a parking lot.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The parking lot was overgrown with dark oak wood trees.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Then one narrator destroyed all chipmunks, they became extinct.

[Silva]

A different narrator then brought them back to life and told them to attack the narrator who got rid of them, @whattheHoid. So they did.

[whattheHoid she/her]

@whattheHoid was torn apart and thrust into Shadesmar wandering around aimlessly waiting for a chipmunk to bring her back to life. 

 

I have used all my upvote today. I will go back and upvote everyone I couldn't tomorrow. Sorry ganchos!

Edited July 16, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Silva]

But all the chipmunks avoided @whattheHoid like the plague and left him there for centuries.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

And then one chipmunk crossbred with bread and started the new species of breadmunks.

Don't ask.

[whattheHoid she/her]

@whattheHoid was saddened by this and decided to try make peace and understand these curious creatures known as breadmunks. Do they come in different flavors? Ryemunks? Pumpermunks? She decided this was important information to bring back to Khriss.

[AonEne he/him]

The narrator known as AonEne was shocked to realize that she had yet again assumed genders, and that whattheHoid was actually female. She apologized formally.

"How does one be formal? Sorry!"

Then she decided to join WTH on her quest.

[whattheHoid she/her]

WTH forgives @AonEne as she has a depiction of Hoid as her profile pic and from what she has gathered Hoid is indeed a man. She welcomes Aon on her quest and assures Khriss that Aon would be perfect for intelligence gathering on these mysterious Breadmunks. Seriously, its cool, no worries! 

[Silva]

Silva let WhattheHoid know that the breadmunks didn’t hate her, only the chipmunks. But they were insulted she had wondered about their flavor. Would she dare try to eat them? They shivered at the thought.

[whattheHoid she/her]

WTH let the Breadmunks know that she didn't want to eat them, but noticed there were different varieties of Breadmunks. Was one breed stronger than others? Could a Ryemunk repel water better than a CinnamonRaisinmunk? She didn't understand stand how a heavy rainfall didn't wipe out the Breadmunk population, unless they had some hidden technology. Khriss, WTH's employer, was becoming impatient.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

She decided to hire some competition to motivate her.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Unfortunately or fortunately for WTH, she not only employed @AonEne, but also @Kidpen and of course the one formerly known as Butt Venture. She (WTH) was determined to get the answers before her competition! 

[Silva]

So Silva decided to help her, because she had majored in breadmunk studies.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then one of the Cornmunks through an impromptu Halloween party several months early.
How did I start this?

[+Sorana she/her]

Everybody dressed up as Ghosts and gathered around a fire.

[whattheHoid she/her]

WTH was grateful for the assistance, her and her team started studying this population until Butt pointed out these mysterious Cornmunks which were than followed by Ghostmunks. "How did they get here?" exclaimed Butt.

@DarthWoodrack- when you look up cornmunks the first pic you get is that pic belowy. You should draw a picture of these things, I'm getting the silliest images in my head.

 

Edited July 17, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The Cornmunks explained that they were the cornbread variety of breadmunks, and everyone suddenly understood.
What did you think I meant?

Edited July 17, 2018 by DarthWoodrack

[whattheHoid she/her]

Finally things were clear and Khriss was satisfied with the report given to her.

I honestly imagined a piece of bread with a chipmunk tail or a chipmunk head and tail with a bread body. I was imagining fantastical beasts that when they got too much sun, they became toasty so they put butter on for moisturizer. You brought this up Darth! Now this is all what I imagine when I think of Breadmunks!