The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And then, millions of origami doves floated from the heavens.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

And were quickly put in cages to be sold.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

They cried, which was unfortunate because they were maid* of paper. So soon they were all just soggy papers.

*misspelling was purposeful

[+Sorana she/her]

The papers were thrown away. Nobody wanted soggy papers...

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Except for the garbage men, who had constructed an elaborate scheme to get hold of millions of soggy papers. This plan was to...

[+Sorana she/her]

...rob the Muffins of their power.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

a worthy task, needing much soggy paper.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They built a huge soggy paper origami robot complete with a soggy paper gun and robbed those Muffins. Now the garbage men had their revenge. Butt held a party in their honor.

 

[+Sorana she/her]

It was a huge party and at the next Morning he wasn't sure what happend. But he had an headache like never before...

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was all due to those Irish Car Bombs but they were worth it and delicious. Unfortunately, the garbage men's power didn't last that long. The Pancakes started to revolt for they were the Muffins nemesis and finally found the right time to sieze power.

[+Sorana she/her]

They rolled though the city, seizing the power and every piece of butter they could find.

Edited July 13, 2018 by Sorana

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

The Ghanderflaffles were outraged, as butter is a ghanderflaffle's 7th favorite food.

[Kidpen he/him]

The next six posts will describe the top six favorite food.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Of course, when visiting your local ghanderflaffle chapter, not only are you surrounded by pads of butter, but also fried calamari. This is their 4th favorite food.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

The wiggle worm is like a mosquito, but it wiggle inside things instead of biting them, is a worm, and explodes. Repeatedly. In it's anger, it antagonized some fire-breathing dinoceros'.

Edited July 15, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979

[Kidpen he/him]

The fire was a chemical fire.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It burned down the whole house. Kelsier was displeased.

[Dunc4n]

The wiggle worm crawled down the throat of the sleeping Whitespine, which woke up and began to run around goring innocent Wolverines, Who started going bananas, which woke up the Monkeys, who became angry that they didn't get bananas.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then the Almighty Grump Dragon awoke.

[Dunc4n]

Butt saw the Dragon emerge from it's cave, and decided --As the dragon torched his favorite taco stand, That this madness had to end.(get it? MAD-ness?!?!).

[I Am Witless she/her]

Because the madness had to end Butt was polite, so he and the Dragon - a gorgeous young female dragon named Blood-Guts-and-Terror - sat down and shared a roast turkey. 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then the Possum reversed gravity because it was feeling left out.

[AonEne he/him]

All at once, every non-canon character and item mentioned in this thread ceased to exist except for Butt. No matter how hard the other narrators tried, they couldn't reverse this process.

Butt liked this new development, as it meant more time for HIM. He also liked breaking the fourth wall. He called for Archer to bring mimes, though he had only the smallest awareness of what those were.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Archer brought Butt some vines as he thought that was what Butt said. So, Butt decided to decorate the fourth wall with the vines. Brandy approved and took a memory and then went off to retrieve the aforementioned mines and they promptly exploded.

 

[AonEne he/him]

The explosion killed Brandy. Butt held a funeral.