The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Devout Pathian]

Then he remember how he got the name.  “Curse you Prelan Enzo!  If only I remembered how to bring you back, I would kill you 500 times,” Butt Sneeze screamed.

[Apollyon]

His scream that sounded like a burning ghanderflaffle managed to summon one. A burning one.

@Ashspren, you haven’t heard of ghanderflaffles, haven’t you?

[Devout Pathian]

The ghanderflaffle waited to do it’s master’s bidding.  However, Butt didn’t know he was the ghanderflaffle’s master, so he screamed again.

[Nerd3.14159265358979]

The ghanderflaffle took this as an order and set out to make everyone it could scream.

[Apollyon]

The ghanderflaffle rippled with confusion, staring up at Butt with his nonexistent eyes. He could see with his smeller part.

Edit: Ninja’d by @Nerd3.14159265358979

Edited May 29, 2018 by Apollyon

[Rebecca]

The ghanderfaffle nudged Butt’s foot, trying to get his attention so he could do as his master commanded.

Never mind. I just got ninja’d by two people.

Edited May 29, 2018 by Rebecca

[Gancho Libre]

Then the ghanderflaffle sneezed. and ghanderflaffle sneezes are very messy.

[Apollyon]

And considering the fact that the ghanderflaffle was currently on fire; the entire room was engulfed in a mess of snot, flames, and low self esteem.

[Broseph]

OMG this is amazing

[Toaster Retribution]

Nearby, a person in charge of something important gathered a strike force to deal with the ghanderflaffle. 

[Gancho Libre]

They quit once the ghanderflaffle's older cousins with biceps the size of tree trunks showed up, nonchalantly hanging around and juggling knives. The strike force nervesly decided it would let the ghanderflaffle burn

Edited May 29, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[Apollyon]

Let’s take a moment to decide what a ghanderflaffle is. We know that they slither, have oily black feathers, can survive combustion for long periods of time, see through their noses, have biceps, and can apparently juggle. Can someone draw this thing?

[Nerd3.14159265358979]

I think there's a little more on it too, but we'd have to comb through the entire thread...also, part of the fun of ghanderflaffles is not knowing what they look like, so people can imagine what they want to and so it can continue to be added to as the story goes on. I doubt the drawing would stay accurate for very long, either.

Anyway: The ghanderflaffle contorted itself into a doughnut shape and started rolling through a nearby town trying to make people scream like it thought it's master wanted. Also, the ghanderflaffle had a name.

[Sparkrunner]

It hit people with the "name" to make them scream.

[Apollyon]

The name was a rudimentary cudgel with rusty nails that may or may not be Hemalurgic spikes piercing it. It was a very painful name.

[Rebecca]

As the ghanderfaffle slithered around screaming and swinging its name around, it began to realize it was very hungry. So it made its way to the nearest soup shop.

[Apollyon]

It was actually an Instant Noodles shop. Hoid’s favorite place to eat.

[Devout Pathian]

Hoid was sitting in the shop at the time that the ghanderfaffle came in.

[Weedolfin]

When did the ghanderfaffle come back? U know what, I don't even care, I just love it

[Life&Death]

Don’t ask questions. This thread will just confuse you.

Edited May 30, 2018 by Life&Death

[Apollyon]

Hoid shook ears with the ghanderflaffle in friendly greeting. They had been friends since the Shattering.

[Toaster Retribution]

The ghanderflaffles name was very helpful when it came to Shattering stuff.

[Gancho Libre]

and the name could sing amazingly.

[Sparkrunner]

It could also tap dance and juggle. It was the oldest of three names. The middle name was called by his friends "sneeze."

[Apollyon]

The name was amazingly talented, and being the first name of the bunch, had responsibility to protect his/her younger namelings.