The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Apollyon he/him]

High Prelan [Insert name here] rubbed his eyes wearily after waking from being dead for 300 years. “Five more minutes... Ugh, fine, what do you want?” 

[Rebecca she/her]

“A middle name!” Butt cried.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

"HELLO!!!!!!! HELLO!!!???? ARE YOU AWAKE!?!?!?!?" shouted Butt (at a mere trillion decibels-he was lazy today), not hearing the High Prelan over his own shouting.

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[Devout Pathian]

“That’s all?” the Prelan asked baffled.  “Okay I can do that, but in exchange can you bring back the Lord Ruler?”

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[Sparkrunner he/him]

"I see no problem with that, or ways it could potentially go wrong. What about you, Prelan [Insert name here]?"

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[Devout Pathian]

“Enzo,” Prelan Enzo inserted his name into the “insert name here.”  Enzo replied, “I think the world would be a better place if the Lord Ruler were back.  Once you bring him back, I’ll give you a middle name o high and mighty one.”

[Apollyon he/him]

Butt pondered Enzo’s words thoughtfully. “Hmm... a middle name is worth it I’d say.” So with a snap of his fingers and a quick whistle...

[Devout Pathian]

The Lord Ruler Returned.

[Apollyon he/him]

The Fullborn in his renewed godly might stood imperiously over... no one. For some odd reason, the Lord Ruler was now a miserably short midget standing at the whopping height of 1’ 3”. Unfortunately, even though he was a Returned, TLR could not grow. But he could shrink. Permanently.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

TLR decided to start enslaving ants instead of skaa. He thought it was best to pick on someone his own size.

[Devout Pathian]

And his own size meant tiny creatures much smaller than himself.

[Rebecca she/her]

“Well, there he his,” Butt said. “The Lord Ruler has Returned. Now, about my middle name...”

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

"HA!!!!! You actually believed me!" Enzo cried in victory.

[Apollyon he/him]

“What?!” Butt cried in dismay. “You realize I can destroy you just as fast as I brought him back!” Enzo stumbled backward as the Lord Ruler laughed maniacally in a high-pitched squeaky voice. “Mwahahahaha [Insert voice crack here] Mwahahahaha!”

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

When Enzo stepped back in horror, he accidentally stepped on the Lord Ruler, who became crushed under his foot, jusst as he was building his ant empire.

[Apollyon he/him]

The Lord Ruler died in a prolonged, scratchy, squeak. No gold compounding there. Butt proclaimed his might mightily, “Now, remember! My middle name shall be Schneeze henceforth!” Enzo held up his hands in front of his eyes to counter the brilliant light of an enraged Butt Venture. “F-fine! Your middle name is...”

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

S-he started, but sneezed before he could finish. And from that point on, Butt's middle name was Sneeze.

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[Toaster Retribution he/him]

The fact that Enzo had sneezed just as he was pronouncing Butts middle name made Butt very enraged. 

[Apollyon he/him]

“Change it now! I said ‘Schneeze’! Not ‘Sneeze’!” Butt howled in rage. Enzo hadn’t finished sneezing yet, so in seeming response he sneezed once more.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Then Enzo died again, and Butt forgot how to bring people back to life.

[Devout Pathian]

Therefore, Butt was stuck with the middle name of Sneeze.  There was no one else alive who could change it for him.  His full name was Butt Sneeze Venture.

[Apollyon he/him]

So, in a sneezing fit, Butt Sneeze Venture cried himself to sleep.

[Devout Pathian]

He dreamed of sneezing and woke up angry again about his name.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

he screamed like a burning ghanderflaffle.

[Ashspren]

"ghanderflaffle." Nice, @Gancho Libre.

"Why must my middle name be Sneeze!" he cried angrily, sitting up from his bed, and putting on his fuzzy cat slippers.

Also, I only read through these last couple of posts, so I have no idea how we got to this point.