Apollyon he/him Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 High Prelan [Insert name here] rubbed his eyes wearily after waking from being dead for 300 years. “Five more minutes... Ugh, fine, what do you want?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca she/her Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 “A middle name!” Butt cried. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 (edited) "HELLO!!!!!!! HELLO!!!???? ARE YOU AWAKE!?!?!?!?" shouted Butt (at a mere trillion decibels-he was lazy today), not hearing the High Prelan over his own shouting. Edit: Ninja'd Edited May 28, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 (edited) “That’s all?” the Prelan asked baffled. “Okay I can do that, but in exchange can you bring back the Lord Ruler?” Edited May 28, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter Didn’t see new posts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkrunner he/him Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 (edited) "I see no problem with that, or ways it could potentially go wrong. What about you, Prelan [Insert name here]?" Edited May 28, 2018 by Roadwalker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 “Enzo,” Prelan Enzo inserted his name into the “insert name here.” Enzo replied, “I think the world would be a better place if the Lord Ruler were back. Once you bring him back, I’ll give you a middle name o high and mighty one.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Butt pondered Enzo’s words thoughtfully. “Hmm... a middle name is worth it I’d say.” So with a snap of his fingers and a quick whistle... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 The Lord Ruler Returned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 The Fullborn in his renewed godly might stood imperiously over... no one. For some odd reason, the Lord Ruler was now a miserably short midget standing at the whopping height of 1’ 3”. Unfortunately, even though he was a Returned, TLR could not grow. But he could shrink. Permanently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 TLR decided to start enslaving ants instead of skaa. He thought it was best to pick on someone his own size. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 And his own size meant tiny creatures much smaller than himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca she/her Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 “Well, there he his,” Butt said. “The Lord Ruler has Returned. Now, about my middle name...” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 "HA!!!!! You actually believed me!" Enzo cried in victory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 “What?!” Butt cried in dismay. “You realize I can destroy you just as fast as I brought him back!” Enzo stumbled backward as the Lord Ruler laughed maniacally in a high-pitched squeaky voice. “Mwahahahaha [Insert voice crack here] Mwahahahaha!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 When Enzo stepped back in horror, he accidentally stepped on the Lord Ruler, who became crushed under his foot, jusst as he was building his ant empire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 The Lord Ruler died in a prolonged, scratchy, squeak. No gold compounding there. Butt proclaimed his might mightily, “Now, remember! My middle name shall be Schneeze henceforth!” Enzo held up his hands in front of his eyes to counter the brilliant light of an enraged Butt Venture. “F-fine! Your middle name is...” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 (edited) S-he started, but sneezed before he could finish. And from that point on, Butt's middle name was Sneeze. Edited May 28, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 The fact that Enzo had sneezed just as he was pronouncing Butts middle name made Butt very enraged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 “Change it now! I said ‘Schneeze’! Not ‘Sneeze’!” Butt howled in rage. Enzo hadn’t finished sneezing yet, so in seeming response he sneezed once more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Then Enzo died again, and Butt forgot how to bring people back to life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Therefore, Butt was stuck with the middle name of Sneeze. There was no one else alive who could change it for him. His full name was Butt Sneeze Venture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 So, in a sneezing fit, Butt Sneeze Venture cried himself to sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 He dreamed of sneezing and woke up angry again about his name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 he screamed like a burning ghanderflaffle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 "ghanderflaffle." Nice, @Gancho Libre. "Why must my middle name be Sneeze!" he cried angrily, sitting up from his bed, and putting on his fuzzy cat slippers. Also, I only read through these last couple of posts, so I have no idea how we got to this point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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