The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[I Am Witless she/her]

The hamsters suddenly turn into guinea pigs, because guinea pigs are FAR superior to hamsters.

[Apollyon he/him]

The penguins explode due to the sheer concentrated Investiture in the area. Malefactor cackles evilly.

Yay! Page 2!

[Snipexe he/him]

A New Challenger Approaches....A Giant Robot Dog Drops from the Sky, and using its magic powers, converts all of the hamsters to its side

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

But the guinea pigs have a secret weapon: they have fleas that are heavily invested from living on them for so long, The fleas are small enough to crawl inside the Giant Robot Dog. They do so, and then release lare amounts of investiture, frying the dog's circuits: or so they think.

[Leyrann]

Can we beat this one? https://dragonmount.com/forums/topic/55362-sgoal-100000-new-goal-200000s-new-goal-250000/

Because, as it turns out, the Investiture only made the Giant Robot Dog an evil mastermind.

[Yvainnie she/her]

And all of them died. But new life begin.

[Mestiv he/him]

You are lucky you thought to create a story and not just go for meaningless quantity. I would lock such thread sooo hard

Good luck writing your story!

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

2 hours ago, Mestiv said:

You are lucky you thought to create a story and not just go for meaningless quantity. I would lock such thread sooo hard

Good luck writing your story!

Oh good. Thank you. Wanna help?

Malefactor and the dog would have to meet, should they be friend or for is anyone's guess.

Edited April 27, 2018 by ElephantEarwax

[Leyrann]

And meet they did, as they bumped into one another in a busy shopping mall. After a mutual apology, they both continued on their way.

[Weedolfin she/her]

If I'm being honest here, this story is a bit hard to follow lol... So I'm just gonna add a new aspect

the world was undergoing many changes, with the entire population of hamsters turning into guinea pigs, and this dog guy taking over. Nobody knew quite how these changes were connected to the world, but they could see the side effects -

I'm just gonna stop their if someone wants to take over...

Edited April 27, 2018 by Weedolfin

[Kidpen he/him]

Except they were all dead, so it was fine.

[Apollyon he/him]

But it was not fine. Something was wrong in the Universe...

[Weedolfin she/her]

1 hour ago, Kidpen said:

Except they were all dead, so it was fine.

 

[Yvainnie she/her]

1 hour ago, Apollyon said:

But it was not fine. Something was wrong in the Universe...

All power in the Universe stared to concentrate on one place where all begin anew. New life full of new creatures which were much more sensible than hamster turning g. pigs or evil dogs.

[I Am Witless she/her]

It then explodes from nothingness into everythingness, because apparently universes do that.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

A being was formed by the matter. Known as uncle brandy. 

[Yvainnie she/her]

Who as the matter of fact did not liked brandy

[Weedolfin she/her]

he was more of a vodka guy

[Apollyon he/him]

Uncle Brandy was lonely, so he decided to venture out in search of a friend/evil minion...

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

And, since he was venturing out, he thought that the companion ought to be a Venture.

[Apollyon he/him]

But not Straff, because Straff is a butt.

Edited April 27, 2018 by Apollyon

[Yvainnie she/her]

So he met Elend’s cousin Butt Venture, because he wasn’t such a butt.

[AonEne he/him]

Butt Venture hated him, however.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

The reason Butt Venture hated Uncle Brandy was that Uncle Brandy kept accidentally making him the Butt of every joke.

[Apollyon he/him]

Butt Uncle Brandy couldn’t resist due to the sheer puniness of Butt’s name.

Edited April 27, 2018 by Apollyon